For The Greater Good

“For the greater good” is one of if not the most evil concepts ever invented.  People might do some terrible things for their own self interest but people murder millions for the “greater good”,  or at least their idea of it.  Any time someone says something is “for the greater good” run, you are going to die (or at least it’s not going to end well).  Some might think their heart is in the right place and others will use the idea to further their own ends but it does not matter as I have said it’s never going to end well.   The thing is, is that when you think you have some holy mission you can justify anything. Murdering women and children, mass graves, gulags, governmental oppression. Anything really it’s for the greater good after all.  The theories and reasons behind it may be different, religion, politics, economics, racial ideology, but the similarities are always there.  Think about a group of people who for one reason or another know, they just know that they are right and that in order to save us they need to remake the world in the image of their own minds and at any cost.  They can’t afford people to get in their way, because they know that they are correct and if the people don’t know what is good for them they must be forced to do what is correct.

Now this isn’t to say that force isn’t sometimes necessary or that sometimes we do need to make hard choices but the religious fervor  that an ideology can attract leads men to blind themselves to the true cost of their actions and dehumanize themselves in the pursuit of their beliefs.  Ideology in itself can blind people to the point they cannot think there could be another way or that someone with good intentions could possible disagree with them.  Since no good person could possible disagree then the opposition must be evil – or at least misled by evil – and they must be destroyed.  Even when you don’t consider all of the opposition evil you have very little regard for the ignorant masses that just don’t understand your glorious plans, those people must be forced to fall in line, they must be made to see the light and learn the truth even if the truth comes from the barrel of a gun or the end of a truncheon.

Sometimes people will suffer from the choices and the decisions made in this life, the difference is are you acknowledging the fact that some things have no easy answers or solutions and that nothing on earth can be perfect and therefore some people will unfortunately suffer or are you forcing people to suffer because your ideals are more important then their lives?

The question I would ask is what your are doing truly “for the greater good” or is it the best option in a bad situation?  I understand the idea of a necessary evil, it’s a sad fact of life but I do not look at a necessary evil as righteous.  That is the difference.  A Necessary Evil is still evil, but is an unfortunate and shameful necessity due to various conditions while “for the greater good” is evil wrapped in the banner of the righteous.  The problem lies in that when you can wrap evil in the banner of righteousness you can do anything, no matter how horrible, but when it is a necessary evil there will always be something in your head yelling “stop, we can’t go to far”.  You can put limits on how far it will go because you cannot distance yourself from your actions or your own conscience. A man who has wrapped himself in righteous for the greater good has detached himself from his actions and there are no limits to what evil he can accomplish.

I Will Not Be Part Of Your Global Government

I will fight it with every last breath I have.  I will fight it, I will not stop and there are millions of people just like me and when the rest wake up we will have billions.

There’ll be nowhere to run from the new world government ‘Global’ thinking won’t necessarily solve the world’s problems. Janet Daley Telegraph UK

There is scope for debate – and innumerable newspaper quizzes – about who was the most influential public figure of the year, or which the most significant event. But there can be little doubt which word won the prize for most important adjective. 2009 was the year in which “global” swept the rest of the political lexicon into obscurity. There were “global crises” and “global challenges”, the only possible resolution to which lay in “global solutions” necessitating “global agreements”. Gordon Brown actually suggested something called a “global alliance” in response to climate change. (Would this be an alliance against the Axis of Extra-Terrestrials?)

Some of this was sheer hokum: when uttered by Gordon Brown, the word “global”, as in “global economic crisis”, meant: “It’s not my fault”. To the extent that the word had intelligible meaning, it also had political ramifications that were scarcely examined by those who bandied it about with such ponderous self-importance. The mere utterance of it was assumed to sweep away any consideration of what was once assumed to be the most basic principle of modern democracy: that elected national governments are responsible to their own people – that the right to govern derives from the consent of the electorate.

The dangerous idea that the democratic accountability of national governments should simply be dispensed with in favour of “global agreements” reached after closed negotiations between world leaders never, so far as I recall, entered into the arena of public discussion. Except in the United States, where it became a very contentious talking point, the US still holding firmly to the 18th-century idea that power should lie with the will of the people…

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All The News Fit To Make Fun Of

My God, LolCats Are Killing The Planet!:

“Man’s best friend could be one of the environment’s worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.”

I know they started with dogs and not cats but they get into how cats are also killing the environment with their evil “carbon paw prints”.  Seriously has anyone stopped to think about the fact that CO2 is natural and required  on this planet or all life will die?

Granted this crap comes from two people that wrote the book “Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living”.  Look I don’t have a problem eating dog or even cat (and I love kittens) and have eaten both, but I really don’t take advice from people who write a book called “Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living”.  It just says “crazy” on so many levels that I’m not about to give a rats ass (something I won’t eat, a rats ass mind you, the meat might be good, I don’t know but it is eaten in some countries) what these morons have to say.  Fuck you Lassie and Mittens are not killing the planet knock off the scare tactics.

We Sell Bears And Propaganda To Your Children:

Really because we don’t have enough idiocy with this Global Warming…  Wait, Fuck it’s cold as hell right now…  Um… Climate Change, yeah that’s it, Climate Change (because it’s not natural or anything, please pay no attention to the last billion years of Earth’s existence).  Yeah and because if it we get this shit from the Build-A-Bear people about how Global Warming is going to end Christmas FOREVER!!!!

Really?  We will never have Christmas again because man is killing the planet through Global Warming?  Fuck you!  Leave the kids alone already and stop it with your bullshit.

Really go to the link and watch the video it’s moronic.  How the fuck was a polar bear friends with a penguin?  So we have real scientific facts to tell kids about the environment but miss the fact that a polar bear would eat the penguin?  Sounds like someone might not know what they are talking about.

How about this asshole build be a bear with a giant middle finger and give it to yourself!

Fuck The Eco-Police, Fuck Fuck The Eco Police:

“A new global body dedicated to environmental stewardship is needed to prevent a repeat of the deadlock which undermined the Copenhagen climate change summit, Gordon Brown will say tomorrow.”

Yeah I don’t have much else for that one.  Fuck the Eco-Police, Fuck Fuck The Eco-Police.  Yes NWA kicks ass and hippies still suck ass.

After Women, Humor Is Columbia’s Greatest Natural Resource:

“Colombia’s defense chief joked Monday that Venezuelan troops might have mistaken Santa’s sleigh for a spy plane, dismissing accusations by President Hugo Chavez about drones flying over Venezuela.

Chavez on Sunday accused the United States of violating Venezuela’s airspace with an unmanned spy plane and ordered his military to be on alert and shoot down any such aircraft.”

Hugo Chavez has turned himself into such a joke the highest military commander in Columbia can’t even bring himself to try to give serious answers to the idiots accusations.  How sad is it for Chavez when he is constantly yelling about an impending war between himself and Columbia and the US and all that Columbia can do is keep laughing at his stupid ass?

Mao Zedong Does Not Belong On The White House Christmas Tree, Or Any Others For That Matter:

“Transvestites, Mao And Obama decorate White House Christmas Tree”

Seriously why the fuck does the White House Christmas Tree Mao Zedong’s face on the ornaments?  I can understand the transvestitse since it is a Democrat in office (not really but I’ll give the fucks some slack here) but Mao?  He murders millions!  He was a communist sort of the opposite of everything this country was founded on.   Obama, if you want people to stop calling you a communist you need to make sure things like this do not happen.  I know you have no idea what you are doing but you could at least look at the fucking tree.  It’s not that fucking hard is it or does the teleprompter have to do everything?

I Don’t Remember The Eighth Commandment Being Optional

“Poor people who are desperate for cash have been advised to go forth and shoplift from major stores – by an Anglican priest.

The Rev Tim Jones said in his Sunday sermon that stealing from successful shops was preferable to burglary, robbery or prostitution.”

But it’s not that bad because he also says that “I would ask that they do not steal from small family businesses, but from large national businesses, knowing that the costs are ultimately passed on to the rest of us in the form of higher prices.”

Really?  No it’s always wrong to steal no matter who it’s from, the Eight Commandment doesn’t have any qualifiers in it, its “Thou shalt not steal” end of discussion.  But no it’s OK to steal from big stores because they have a lot of money so it’s OK right?  “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house; neither shalt thou desire… his servant, nor his handmaiden, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is his. The tenth commandment forbids coveting the goods of another.”  Oh fuck, wait that’s the Tenth Commandment right?  Something about jealousy about people who have more then you?  Oh crap so it’s coveting and stealing, Right.

I recommend the people at his church fined a new one and that the Anglican leadership strip him of his priesthood.  He can think what he wants but I don’t think you need to keep around a priest that can’t figure out something as simple as the Ten Commandments.

And In The “No Shit” File:

“U.S. banks that spent more money on lobbying were more likely to get government bailout money, according to a study released on Monday.

Banks whose executives served on Federal Reserve boards were more likely to receive government bailout funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program, according to the study from Ran Duchin and Denis Sosyura, professors at the University of Michigan’s Ross School of Business.”

Yeah, we didn’t already know this?  OK some people didn’t but some people are stupid.  We live in a Corporatist State it happens. And the more money they sent Obama the more money they got back right?  Of course.  I’m not saying it’s right, we need to destroy how it works so we can fix this shit.

Always Remember When You Are Broke Always Give Away Money:

“The planet may be saved after all, and it will only cost $100 billion.

Just as the Copenhagen climate summit appeared to be on the verge of unraveling, the United States Thursday announced its support of an annual $100 billion climate protection fund, the Associated Press reports.

“The US is prepared to work with other countries toward a goal of jointly mobilizing $100 billion a year by 2020 to address the climate change needs of developing countries,” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said.”

Look the whole Global Warming/Climate Change is a scam, the country is fucking broke, stop giving away what is left of our money.  We give away enough money to the murderers and rapist at the UN just stop it already!

The fastest way to “Save The World” would be for every Politician (and every Hippie, Communist, Nazi, Socialist and Corporatist) to put a gun to their own head and pull the fucking trigger twice.  It might not solve everything instantly but it’s the only shot this world as at a good start.

Because The Fastest Way To Fiscal Solvency Is Always to Increase Debt:

“The measure, passed last week by the House of Representatives, would increase the debt limit, now at $12.1 trillion, by $290 billion.

Senate Democrats may approve the measure largely by themselves because most, if not all, Republicans are expected to vote against it, Republican aides said. Democrats control the Senate, 60-40.”

ARE YOU ALL FUCKING STUPID OR ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?

Seriously, please, please kill yourselves.

Welcome To The Lesser Of Two Evils:

“A U.S. House Democrat who opposes the health care overhaul announced Tuesday he is defecting to the GOP, another blow to Democrats ahead of the midterm elections.

U.S. Rep. Parker Griffith spoke to reporters at his home in northern Alabama, a region that relies heavily on defense and aerospace jobs.

“I believe our nation is at a crossroads and I can no longer align myself with a party that continues to pursue legislation that is bad for our country, hurts our economy, and drives us further and further into debt,” Griffith said as his wife Virginia stood by his side.”
Really both parties suck a phat one, the Republicans just suck less so welcome to the party of less suck.

I hate it here.

How Alcohol, Anecdotes From My Life And Sex Have Led Me To Solve The Problem Of Racism

I’ll tell you a funny story about race.  While I was in collage I was sitting in my academic advisor’s office (I’ll get it out-of-the-way and say she was black only because it is important to this story since the story is about race) while she had stepped out for the moment I started looking around the office at the books she had.  An autobiography of Huey Newton, a book entitled Black Feminism and many other such titles, it was a cornucopia of a certain strain of political silliness, but it happens.  Then I got to one called White People and by this point she had come back into the office and I had also notice the nice picture of her and her white husband (remember Black Feminism), and I started laughing, yes I’m an ass, but something about a person that has a book called Black Feminism being married to a bald white guy (because you know every characture of “The Man” is a bald white guy) comes off as fucking hilarious to someone who grew up watching In Living Color.  She of course asks me why I am laughing and I mention I find it absolutely hilarious that someone actually wrote a book called “White People” (I think it was the play White People and not another book of the same title I didn’t look that hard, the point is that it’s a book called White People).  And that’s where it went wrong.  She wanted  to know what was so funny about a book called White People so I told her, not about the white husband part just the fact I thought a book called White People was funny.  “Why is that funny?”  She asks.  So I tell her “Because race is a joke, it’s nothing more than random genetic traits that people make to much of to the point of absurdity” (this is an actual scientific fact look it up).

And that’s where it went wronger (or “more wrong” depending on your grasp of proper English, wait is that even proper English?  Fuck I need to go to 7-11 to find someone who majored in English in collage… That’s where they all work right? I don;t know, but i know it is Not Starbucks because that’s where all the philosophy majors work so I have to try someplace).

Before I get into the rest let me do a little background work here.  This is the Academic Advisor that did not bother to look at my academic transcripts from my previous universities before our meeting and was supposed to help me with picking my classes this semester having no idea about my previous academic background, something she had more than enough time to do since we set up this meeting 2 weeks prior (as in she wasn’t about to do what I would think was her fucking job).  Then even after I explained to her that I am planning on studying Asian History with emphasis on Japan she spends 45 minutes trying to get me to take a Literature class on writings from American slaves. While it might be interesting it has nothing to do with my intended studies since I am not trying to study literature or American History.  If I really care that much I can go to a library.  I don’t want to pay for a class that will not help in any way (since I already finished all the general requirements and electives I needed).  Like I said, not doing what I would think was her job.  You might as well tell the next kid that comes in planning on Majoring Electrical Engineering to take a class on Epidemiology.

Anyhoo back to the point of this little hate crime.  At this point she got visibly angry, or at least really agitated and got into a long spiel about how race really is important (FYI it’s not, well it is if you a moron, but I digress) and started talking about Michael Vick (it was around the time he had just been charged but before the verdict).   Well according to her Michael Vick was only being targeted because he was black because apparently white people can hold all the dog fights they want, really it’s true look it up. It really is legal for white people to have dog fights and not only that but when white people do it even the fucktards from PETA come out to cheer and every time a dog dies an angel gets its wings (It has to be true since it’s on the internets and the internets is always right, even if the only reason it’s on the internets is because I just put in there… But I digress).  Now since I was trying to be polite and not come straight out and call her a fucking moron I tried to reason with her, why i don’t know, W. F. Buckley talking about why he doesn’t debate communists was running through my mind “because there isn’t much to say to someone who believes the moon is made of green cheese”.  I just didn’t listen, so I kept on because I have the inability to see stupid and not try to correct it no matter how many windmill I must attempt to joust.  “It’s not because he’s black, it’s that he was forcing  dogs to fight to money, and he was killing the ones that wouldn’t.  People love dog, and people hate when you are cruel to them” I said, it meant nothing to her, it was only because Michael Vick was black and that was all.  “If he had been white no one would care.  They are only making a big deal about it because he is black” she said, “No, it’s because he was famous, if he wasn’t famous people wouldn’t have made a big deal out of it, yes they would still be angry but the reason it’s such a big deal is because he is famous and doing something not only illegal but horrible” I cried back but to no avail.  Nothing I could say could get through, my arguments no matter how good or correct could have worked.  It’s impossible to win an argument with someone who cannot believe they are wrong.

To say the least I left that school, not only was my advisor an idiot but the school sucked, the classes and teachers where terrible and I could have learned more drinking myself to death.  Seriously these people are fucking stupid, or insane.  I had an online class and they had us do a group project.  How the hell is that supposed to work?  Where we all supposed to fly to Albuquerque every Saturday to meet up or something?  If that wasn’t bad enough they would give you a grade on anything, you turned in reports and tests and you never got a grade back, it was like you were just dumping your work into a trash can never to be seen again.

OK the school sucked but I did learn something important from it.  Race really does mean something, not how you think but sadly it does.  Race means something because morons want it to mean something, they make it mean something and no matter what evidence on the planet or in science to the contrary to them it always will (people also believe in Scientology, Islam and that Budweiser is beer so let’s not assume the world is playing with a full deck).  It’s sad really because we will never be able to move past the bullshit as long as we keep letting people do this so I have come up with a plan to stop it.  Here’s the plan, never, and I mean never fuck anyone from your own race.  Now mind you it pains me to say this because if this catches on eventually we will not have Japanese or Korean women anymore since their blood will be tainted by the rest of us fuckers, but it’s a risk I am willing to take because I’ll be dead by then (plus it would be hypocritical of me to tell people not to do it since I’m already trying to pollute their gene pool with my seed, granted it doesn’t really matter what my race is since honestly I can only imagine my seed would pollute any gene pool not from Saudi Arabia or California).  What are we really going to lose (other than Korean and Japanese women who – other than maybe Columbian girls – are on average the best of the best when it comes to general attractiveness)?  Are white women and black women hot?  Sometimes, but is a girl who is half and half better?  Oh yes she is?   What about a girl who is half black and half Filipino?  Oh god I was 5 seconds away from kidnaping her and waiting for Stockholm Syndrome to kick in.  Men will do stupid, really, really stupid things for women but I would have started WWIII if I though it would help me score a date with that girl, and that is just for the possibility of a date, you don’t even want to know what I would have done for a guarantee.  Why are Brazilian women hot?  Because they are a mix of fucking everything that’s why (well some more than others but that’s why they aren’t perfect but at least they try).  Honestly it doesn’t always work out. India is a place of mixed genetic lines, and not to offend the place but they have some of the ugliest woman I have ever seen outside of a Phish concert.  The thing is though that they also have some of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.  It’s weird I seriously think that half of the countries female population puts all the worlds supermodels to shame and the other half should be living under a bridge killing people.  There is no middle ground.   I love, I mean love Japanese and Korean woman but I’ve seen Indian woman who I would murder whole countries just to get their phone number (yes, in my mind that is a compliment) and they aren’t models or anything just normal girls.

The point is, to fuck, but not just anyone you need to fuck people who aren’t of your race, and do it as much as possible so maybe years from now we won’t have to worry about the bullshit that is the racial debate we have now because it would be pointless and silly (well it is now but it will make even less sense then).  Yes folks, that’s the ticket, miscegenation.  Constant unyielding miscegenation.  Not to toot my own horn here, but I’m a fucking genius, I have just solved all the problems of race (while dunk mind you).  You may thank me now (and the people that make Red Stripe beer since they helped if only for the fact I drank a ton of those little bottles of happiness before and during the writing of this).

Wow, That Happened Sooner Than Expected

“The latest calculation of the National Debt as posted by the Treasury Department has – at least numerically – exceeded the statutory Debt Limit approved by Congress last February as part of the Recovery Act stimulus bill.

The ceiling was set at $12.104 trillion dollars. The latest posting by Treasury shows the National Debt at nearly $12.135 trillion.

A senior Treasury official told CBS News that the department has some “extraordinary accounting tools” it can use to give the government breathing room in the range of $150-billion when the Debt exceeds the Debt Ceiling.”

I take it that “extraordinary accounting tools” is the technical term for “Making shit up and lying our asses off”, although I might be wrong, it could really just mean “Hiding the truth”.   Look people if this keeps up Zimbabwe is going to start laughing at us.   Zimbabwe!!!

I hate it here…

The People’s Cell Phone: Fail Called, He Was Asking For You

With a marketing plan that is sure to take the country by storm CREDO a wireless company is sure to win.  No seriously, I would be amazed if they are not bankrupt in 5 years (unless Soros the Progressive Santa doesn’t intervene and keep them afloat like a Soviet Client State or their Obamessiah gives them a bail-out).

“A San Francisco-based wireless company is working liberal political activism into its business plan in a unabashedly partisan marketing strategy that experts say could catch on in today’s polarized culture — but also could alienate many potential customers.

The company, CREDO, even boasts that it has the support of President Obama as it markets itself as an agent of social change. It pitches its mobile phone services with a vow to fight for “real” health care reform, free speech, peace and the environment.”

Oh isn’t that cute?  No seriously you’re going down.  They are marketing themselves only to the far left, and since most people outside of a collage faculty meeting are not far left this is probably not a good business model.  Granted it might work on a very small scale but I can’t see how you could possibly get anything more than .01% of the national market with this.    Think about it like this take the two biggest political parties in the US the Democrats and the Republicans, these guys have just lost business from all of one part and probably most of the other since the company is proud of going after moderate Democrats.  Now what about everyone else?  How many independents are going to be swayed into getting a phone from these guys with all the constant political marketing?  I might be going out on a limb here but I’m going to go with not a whole hell of a lot.

I don’t know if this is true but if it isn’t it should be:

The first rule of business is never alienate a potential customer, and for god’s sake never do it on purpose.

There is a place for businesses in small specialized markets, like record stores, night clubs or clothing stores.  But cell phone companies?  I don’t think so, you’re going to have a hard time running a national cellular network if you’re only customers are 35 kids that don’t shower and work as “performance  artists” (ie. on welfare or leaching off their parents).

“CREDO’s political attacks, however, have opened it to criticism that it hasn’t lived up its own lofty standards.

Some critics on the left have taken the company to task for offering a credit card through the bank MBNA, the top contributor to Bush’s 2000 presidential campaign. And union leaders have charged the company with hypocrisy for attacking its rivals.

“There’s no small irony in CREDO ‘calling out’ Verizon Wireless,” Steve Early, a former union organizer at AT&T and Rand Wilson, a AFL-CIO union organizer, wrote in the magazine In These Times. “CREDO itself is also completely non-union!”

Early and Wilson noted that AT&T is unionized and derided CREDO for “marketing itself as a bankroller of every kind of rights movement — except the workers’ rights one.”

Sorry that is too funny.  Don’t feel bad guys, ACORN makes sure their employees don’t unionize too, so you’re not the only far left hypocrites out there.

Look I do have a problem with companies giving money to politicians, not because I don’t like who they give it to but because the less money politicians have the better, and it’s harder to try to buy them off if you can’t give them shit.  But since the system allows it they can give money to whoever the want to for any reason, I just don’t think it’s a wise move to try to use it as your marketing strategy.  Till we make it so political donations can come only from a private citizen and not a company companies will always give money to some people, hell they usually give to both parties anyway, that’s life.

Good luck guys I hope you’re buddy Obama buys enough phones to keep you afloat (he won’t, you’re not big enough to get a bail-out and won’t be, ever) but if I were you I’d knock the shit off change you’re name, fire the idiots that thought this was a good idea, disavow any connection to this crap and just try to run a successful  business.

I hate it here….

Another Reason Homeowner’s Associations Need to Be Beaten Without Mercy

“90 year-old Colonel Van Barfoot now has until Friday, December 11, to reach a compromise with his homeowner’s association over the flagpole from his yard. This according to an attorney representing the Sussex Square neighborhood association…

The homeowner’s association doesn’t explicitly forbid flagpoles but they must be “aesthetically appropriate”. Short flags are allowed on porches, but Barfoot says that’s not the way he was raised to respect the flag…”

Now the Homeower’s Association is trying to say that the man knew that his flag poll wasn’t authorized. Authorized by who?  State or Federal law?  Oh right, it wasn’t Authorized by them, a non-governmental body of assholes that’s right.

Who the hell does this homeowner’s association think they are?  Really, fuck them.  It’s his house and if he wants a flag poll he can have it.  Does the homeowner’s association own the property?  Oh wait, what, you mean they don’t?  Then fuck them.  It’s as simple as that as long as he hasn’t done anything that is a safety hazard to other people it doesn’t matter what he wants to do on his own property.  If I lived there the second these bastards came over to my place to start something i would explain to them that it is my property, I bought it, I own it and they have nothing else to say and to get the fuck off.  I would then spend the next week screwing with them by sitting on my porch drinking tea while holding an AK-47 (it might be loaded it might not, who cares it’s legal) and smiling at everyone.  A homeowner’s association is nothing but a bunch of pretentious assholes that think they should have the right to tell people what they can do with their own property, well they can’t they have no right to do so.  It’s a flag poll, it’s not like the guy is trying to build a nuclear reactor in his garage or anything.

The only thing someone from a  homeower’s association deserves is a swift beating the second they knock on your door and try to tell you what to do.   End of Story.  The world is filled with petty tyrants and a homeower’s association is by far the pettiest.  The guy won the Medal Of Honor (the medal you get for being the biggest bad ass on the planet) and if he puts up a flag poll on his, let me reiterate that, his property you can go fuck yourself.

Oh he did win, and they had to back down, but it should never have happened in the first place.  These bastards thought they had a right to tell someone else what to do with his own property.  They don’t so when these guys come for you punch them in the face hard.   Really fucking hard.

I hate it here…