I Apologize To The World

Someone let the Drunken Llama post more stuff on here so sorry about that folks.  Sadly it gets worse he also decided to start his own blog.  I’m not going to say I recommend going to it unless you don’t mind constant profanity and insane ranting that borders on a Crime Against Humanity.

Anyway, have fun with it and Please for the love of god don’t buy him any booze.



Quote Of The Day

Ah marriage, the reason men build bars.

– Chief Tyrol

It’s from  Battlestar Galactica, I’m a nerd so what of it?

I Hate Old People: Social Security And Your Face

Editors Note:  The Drunken Llama was let out of his cage and allowed to write this post.  Yes we said we would try to keep him from ever posting again but he bribed a guard and we were too drunk to give a shit.  So have fun.

OK Kids, it’s time to play with your old uncle Llama so lets get this hatecrime started bitches.

“The bursting of the real estate bubble and the ensuing recession have hurt jobs, home prices and now Social Security.

This year, the system will pay out more in benefits than it receives in payroll taxes, an important threshold it was not expected to cross until at least 2016, according to the Congressional Budget Office.”

OK to be fair this is from the New York Times so it only has a 25% chance of being accurate.  I’m joking it’s the fucking New York Times, as always it’s all lies just to suck up to the Soviets…  Wait, for once that doesn’t even make sense…  Fuck…  More Scotch and let’s just move on for now…

Social Security is fucked, well fuck you politicians! But really what is the point, we know they are scum so why even bother (because I can’t let a chance to tell them to fuck off go to waste) so I’m going to move on.  I’m going to attack someone else for once (OK I attack everyone, especially that Jennifer girl, yeah you know why, don’t play stupid you filthy lying whore… wait what, am I talking to myself on a blog…  Lord I need a drink… Oh scotch… wait what?) .  Thanks old people.  Really Thanks.  No seriously fuck you guys.  You wanted the government to pay for your retirement rather than be responsible with your money and now I get to pay for your Social Security benefits, a benefit I will never see.  OK Social Security is going under and faster than people thought it would, but to top it all off you also managed to make sure that this country is trillions of dollars in debt.  So thanks old people you guys suck a fat fucking cock.  Why am I blaming old people for this and not the politicians?  Because politicians are old people, well older than me anyway and it’s the old people that have been voting these assholes into power for years.  They want all these benefits from the government and have never tried to stop the waste and the spending.  And hell, what do they care, they always figured they would be dead before they ever had to worry about paying off the government debts, it’s on the young to do that.  So fuck you old people.  Look I can understand why young people do stupid things (like vote for Obama) but they are young inexperienced and fucking morons.  A 20 year old kid spent at least 18 years of his life living off of his parents, he doesn’t understand being responsible for himself that well so he looks at the government like it’s his new mommy.  You on the other hand had years to get your shit together, years to figure out how things work and to be responsible for yourself.  Years!   You couldn’t have spent any of that time trying to make sure you saved enough for retirement?  No I understand that things happen, the whole point of Social Security was a safety net for the people that either something bad happened to and need the help or the fucking losers that never got off their lazy asses to help themselves (the second group can go fuck themselves with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and AIDS).  It wasn’t a retirement plan and that wasn’t a state secret or anything.  Any literate person in America could have found that one out (hell you don’t even have to be literate, when it was thought up they told everyone it was just a safety net).

The young are irresponsible because they are young, inexperienced, nieve and ignorant, that’s why the older generations are supposed to teach them to be responsible and not a bunch of morons.  Lucky for us the older folk were irresponsible and still fucking ignorant. Fuckin’ A bitches I love paying for other peoples mistakes.  Thanks guys, there isn’t going to be a third-rate nursing home for you, I’m not even going to bother to do that much.  fuck you guys, seriously fuck you…

Now to all the youth out there,  pull your heads out of you asses, look at what the fuckers older than you have done and don’t do the same stupid shit.  Be responsible with your money, save, invest, plan your retirement, because there isn’t going to be any safety net for you.  The countries broke and if you don’t take charge of your own life and your own finances you will be fucked harder than a $2 whore.

Drunken Llama out bitches…

Second Editors Note:  We have returned the Drunken Llama to his cage and apologize to the poor people in the city of Cleveland for the 23 million dollars worth of property damage he caused.  And no, we are not paying, we didn’t even know there was 23 million dollars worth of …  well anything in Cleveland, but the point is don’t blame us, you can blame the fuckers at the liquor store that lets a llama buy 12 cases of scotch.

I Think CNN Missed Some Facts: Norman Leboon vs Eric Cantor

“A 33-year-old Pennsylvania man has been arrested and charged with threatening to kill House Minority Whip Eric Cantor of Virginia, the No. 2 Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives, the Justice Department said Monday.

Norman Leboon of Philadelphia was charged in a two-count complaint with threatening to kill Cantor and his family. Leboon made the threat in a YouTube Internet video sent to Google this month, according to a Justice Department statement.

OK, so the guy was a nut and he was also and antisemite, fair enough, but then they said this in the article:

“A Justice Department official said there is no indication Leboon is part of a political group or made his threat against Cantor to advance a specific political cause.”

OK, so the guy was not part of any political groups, fair enough.  But what did CNN forget to point out?

From Politico:

“Leboon does not appear to be particularly politically active, but he does appear to have donated to President Barack Obama. On back-to-back days in June 2008, a man who called himself “Norman Leboon Sr” from Philadelphia gave $255 and $250 to Obama for America. The Democratic National Committee will donate $505 to charity if it was the same man that threatened Cantor. The DNC condemned the threats to Cantor and his family.”

Oh, CNN forgot to mention that this guy was a supporter of Obama and the Democrats.  That’s what they forgot.  I bet had he been a supporter of the Republican or had attended a Tea Party protest they would have mentioned that a million times.

Look violence from either side is not a good thing but the Media needs to stop trying to whitewash it away when it looks like it is from one side and reporting the hell out of it if it’s from the other.   The sad thing is this is the first recent case of threats and violence were  the person believed responsible has been found.  All the other cases are still open but people in the Media are building it up like a giant right-wing backlash without evidence that that is truly what it is and not lone psychopaths or plants trying to make it look like a right-wing backlash.

OK, are all the facts in?  No, but CNN could at least report the ones we do have.

On another note, will the Justice Department pretend this isn’t politically motivated just like they pretended that the Black Panthers – acting as Democratic poll watchers – were not trying to intimidate voters at Philadelphia polling stations?  Inquiring minds want to know.


I hate it here…

Quote Of The Day

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” – C.S. Lewis

James Cameron vs. Glenn Beck

I think Cameron just got pwned.  Really Titanic did suck, and Celine Dion does suck, and you put them together and it made more suck.  But Cameron is a little bitch that does not get the concept of a joke.  So to help out Mr. Cameron in this new “joke” concept I’ll explain it to him.  A joke is your entire career after Terminator 2.  Yes you did make money, but so does Michael Moore and no one pretends that he is anything more than Jaba the Hut with a Che Guevara t-shirt.  Money doesn’t make you less of a humorless jackass, just ask Sean Penn.

Stop It With The Bullshit Racism Charges Already

Look, knock the crap off with the bull shit racism charges.  Seriously, just stop already.  Yes, people can disagree with you, it happens and it isn’t about race, its economics and political theory.  Did people yell a bunch of racist slurs at some black congressmen?  Well people say they did, but no one, and I mean no one has shown any proof that it happened.  Could it have?  Well possibly but considering the fact many people in the media already try to paint the Tea Party Movement as racists you know damn well if they had proof they would be running it 24 hours a day  for the next 3 years.  But they don’t have it, so they lie.  At one point MSNBC tried to claim a black guy was a white supremacist.  Yes MSNBC did that, had a real white supremacist showed up they wouldn’t have had to doctor the footage. They don’t have proof but the will still try to say everyone is a racist that don’t agree with the president or D.C.   You know what fuck you guys.  I want the proof, I know you are only doing this to score political points, but I want your proof.  Yeah some people might be racist, it happens but you are trying to paint a movement about lower taxes, smaller government and governmental accountability as racist because you don’t agree with their politics.

This is basically how it’s all being reported:

That’s almost not satire…  Anyhoo…

Even if one or two people did do something racist does that make the entire Tea party Movement about racism?  Does it?  Because considering it was The Black Panthers that were caught in front of a polling station during the presidential election trying to intimidate voters who didn’t want to vote for Obama (the case was dropped when the Obama justice department found out they were all registered Democrats)  does that mean all Democrats are racist?  Does the fact that the only member of Congress that was a member of the KKK is a Democrat does that make all Democrats racist?  If you are a Democrat I bet you said no, and then you will try to tell me that doesn’t count and all the Republicans and the people in the Tea Party Movement are racist (even if the Democrats were the party of Jim Crow, slavery and the KKK).  Doublethink is fun isn’t it?

Seriously, fuck you.

Andrew Breitbart has gone so far as to offer $10,000 of his own money for real proof someone called  Rep. John Lewis the “N” word:

“It’s time for the allegedly pristine character of Rep. John Lewis to put up or shut up. Therefore, I am offering $10,000 of my own money to provide hard evidence that the N- word was hurled at him not 15 times, as his colleague reported, but just once. Surely one of those two cameras wielded by members of his entourage will prove his point.

And surely if those cameras did not capture such abhorrence, then someone from the mainstream media — those who printed and broadcast his assertions without any reasonable questioning or investigation — must themselves surely have it on camera. Of course we already know they don’t. If they did, you’d have seen it by now.”*

I think it’s a safe bet he will never have to pay out the money.  Hell even if someone really did say it I’d put my money on it being a plant who was there only to make the protesters look bad.   The thing about all of this is the constant bullshit cries of racism are only going to do two things to this country; one is make people stop giving a shit about charges of racism to the point that they wont even care about real racism and two stratify this country into warring factions based off of race.  Neither one is good for this country.  Stop it.  Just stop it right now!  We already have people who constantly use race as a political tool, it’s wrong, we are all supposed to be American, we are all supposed to be people, not some bullshit racial or ethnic group.Race is bullshit anyway. A Nigerian man can share 99.9999% of the same genes as an Irishman, while that same Irishman only shares 92% of the same genes as the Irishman that lives on the same street.  Research genetics and you will find out race is a meaningless human construct and nothing more so why bother even talking about race, why don’t we leave it alone and move on to something relevant?  But no, we can’t do that because we would rather lie and score political points with bullshit charges of racism because it is easier than admitting race doesn’t mean anything and dealing with the real issues.

Thanks to Greg for the picture


I hate it here…


*Read the whole thing and watch the videos.