It’s always Earth Hour in North Korea

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They must really love the planet, not only does that lovely little country prove that Marxist economics works, but they can also show the world the path to proper ecological harmony.  so to everyone out the Go Green like North Korea, trust me you won’t live long enough to regret it…

Korea, China, Japan

For other fun things from North Korea, I’ll give you a recipe for a traditional North Korean soup:

Step 1:  Boil Water.
Step 2:  Add Grass.
Step 3:  Simmer for several minutes.
Step 4:  Remove from heat and serve.

That’s what they eat between the few times a year the World Food Program donations go to someone other than Party Officials and the Army and before the onset of starvation induced cannibalism. Just remember if you trade your dead uncle with the neighbors dead grandson you don’t have to eat your own family, so it’s not that bad.  Just remember before you serve it to the family make sure to tell them it’s dog meat, they won’t believe you if you call it beef since last time I checked they don’t have any cows, although I think they are running out of dogs too.   Plus just think of it as another form of recycling and you’ll be going Green in no time!

Cop killers as heroes and other Bay Area insanity

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As if the people in the Bay Area aren’t already fucking crazy, we get the story of Lovelle Mixon, the gloriously celebrated cop killer, violent thug and child rapist,  but hey the man is a hero right?  Bloody goat fucking hell what the hell is wrong with people?  A cop killer and a rapist is not a hero, they are not!  granted that didn’t stop The Uhuru Movement a branch of the socialist and racial separatist organization the African People’s Socialist Party along with members of the Mixon family from calling this child rapist and cop killer a hero.  Of course they claimed that they didn’t condone what Mixon did but that rings a bit hollow when you call the guy a hero in the same sentence.

This is their hero; Lovelle Mixon was a arrested on an armed robbery charge and served time in jail, after he was paroled he violated that parole and served more time in jail.  After he was paroled a second time he once again violated his parole.   During this time he was linked to a murder but was not charged due to lack of evidence.  Also while on parole DNA Evidence shows that he raped a 12 year old girl, and is a suspect in 5 other rapes.  At a routine traffic stop, before the police were even able to get the information about his parole violation and the impending rape charge he opened fire on two police officers, Sgt. Mark Dunakin was killed at the scene and the second police officer John Hege was left brain dead, and being an organ donor is currently on life support till his organs can be harvested for transplants.  Mixon fled from the scene and two hours later while hiding in a relatives apartment, killed two more police officers, Sgt. Ervin Romans and Sgt. Daniel Sakai, in a shootout with the SWAT team that left him dead as well. Police Shot

I just loved the fact that the family tried to claim the guy wasn’t a monster, well he wasn’t Dracula, or some other fictional monster, but he is the closest thing to a monster you could ever get in the real world.  Granted the guy wasn’t Pol Pot but that doesn’t make him any less of a monster just because Pol Pot was better at it.  Look Lovelle Mixon was a monster, he raped a 12 year old girl, if that doesn’t say “Monster” to you how about the fact he was a murdered 4 people and possibly more.  He was a violent thug, I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to hear it, it’s the truth!  If I had a family member that was that big of a pile of shit I would be thanking the cops for shooting him and apologizing for the fact that he was such a pile of useless scum to the family members of the victims.   Do I feel bad for the Mixon family?  Hell no, why would I feel bad for a bunch of people glorifying a child rapist and cop killer!

Yes Lovelle Mixon was a violent felon, a child rapist, and a cop killer, but he is a hero…  Of course he is a hero because we all know how the police oppress black people, don’t pay any attention to the fact that well over 90% of crime against blacks is committed by other blacks, it’s the police that are the oppressors, and cop killing child rapists are heroes.  This is not to say that the police don’t make mistakes, or in some cases are bad apples, but most cops are not, and in this case the cops in question did nothing wrong other than try to stop a violent child rapist, who would rather gun down police officers than pay the price for his own horrible choices.  It’s really sad that people would chose to side with a Child rapist and murderer than the police who for the most part are good at their jobs and do not abuse their power, just because a small percentage might.

To the people that support Mixon, fuck you!  How about this you don’t want cops in your communities, fine pull all the cops out and lets see how long it takes for the place to burn to the ground.  We will let you have your little towns run by your heroes like Mixon.   The people from the Uhuru Movement are nothing but a bunch of racist commie assholes.  Really you want to idolize scum like Mixon, go right ahead, it’s your life and if you would rather spend your life as a racist asshat defending child rapist go for it, but don’t get angry when the civilized world calls you out on your shit.  And next time someone breaks into your house to rape and murder your family or robe you blind, don’t bother calling the cops, your guys hate snitches anyway, right, so don’t be a hypocrite and learn how to deal with the consequences of your own stupidity.

Hell I would wall off the entire Bay Area and let them have their own little country right there, of course I would make it illegal to try to come into the US from that new little country,  maybe there should be a DMZ filled with land mines before the wall to help keep The Crazy from getting out…

Stimulusol XR

Thanks TNOYF, I think we might all need a little of this.   We all have our cruches, Obama can’t think speak without a teleprompter, and I can’t sit through his shit without a large dose of medication…

Has it been four years yet?

Curse you Teleprompter! Why did you not warn me?

obamaWell to truly understand the incompetence of Obammers one need not look at just his fiscal policy, although you really need look no further, but we will.  We will look at his actions and words and not just the ones he can read so well from his shinny teleprompter.  As if his ill-advised joke about the Special Olympics wasn’t good enough we have The Gordon Brown Affair.  When Gordon Brown was received by the Obama Administration he brought along what was considered nice well thought out gifts Obammers in return got him a box set of movies and some models from the White House gift shop, classy!  I remember thinking and several other people such as Mark Steyn commented on the fact that in England that DVD players have a different format and that Brown would probably not even be able to play the things.  Now some people might think that at least Obammers might have been competent enough to know that and made sure to get him DVDs that would at least play on British DVD players, well he apparently wasn’t.

“The films only worked in DVD players made in North America and the words “wrong region” came up on his screen. Although he mournfully had to put the popcorn away, he is unlikely to jeopardise the special relationship – or “special partnership”, as we are now supposed to call it – by registering a complaint.

A Downing Street spokesman said he was “confident” that any gift Obama gave Brown would have been “well thought through,” but referred me to the White House for assistance on the “technical aspects”.

A White House spokesman sniggered when I put the story to him and he was still looking into the matter when my deadline came last night.

By the way, when Obama’s unlikely gift was disclosed, a reader emailed me to ask if Clueless was among the films. Funnily enough, it was not.”

I find it really funny that the President couldn’t even figure out something as simple as region coding on DVD players, come on people this is supposed to be the golden boy and the new Messiah and he can’t even figure out region coding?  This is the savior you have been waiting for and not only can he not figure out that a box set of DVDs isn’t an appropriate gift to a head of state but can’t even give the man ones that he could even watch.  OK you might call it a simple mistake but the last time I checked the guy that has his hands on the launch codes for the largest nuclear arsenal in the world should probably have his shit together a little more than this.  Did the teleprompter screw up again?

OK here is some advice for the Obamassiah:

1.  The Movie “The Wizard of Oz” is an appropriate gift for your grandmother not a Head of State, especially for a country that is one of your countries closest allies in the world.

2.  If you are stupid enough to think that “The Wizard of Oz” is an appropriate gift take a good 5 minutes of your day and figure out if the DVD you are going to give a Prime Minister is actually going to work on a DVD player in the country the guy is from.

3.  Your spokesmen should probably refrain from sniggering when questioned about your screw ups.  Well they probably shouldn’t do it ever, that’s if you want to even pretend you and your people should even be allowed to see the White House let alone be inside of it and running the country.

4.  You should never make fun of the retarded, you’re the President, now act like it, Carlos Mencia doesn’t even make fun of retarded people and he certainly doesn’t make fun of the Special Olympics and he had one of the most offensive TV shows in history.  OK I will concede  Mencia had the most offensive show in America not history, the Middle East has the most offensive shows in the world but the Middle East can barley be considered civilization so it doesn’t count.

5.  Your teleprompter is not the answer to all of your questions, I know it’s been good to you but there is someone behind it pulling the stings find that person and ask them for their advice.

6.  No Wait… Don’t ask that guy for advice since he would have been able to keep you from all of your silliness if he knew what was going on.  Here’s what you need to do, get you, Pelosi, Reed, Franks, and the Court Jester Biden and resign now before you all accidentally figure out a way to nuke us all, although that would be a step up from your fiscal policy and allot safer for us all, it will still not be a very good day.

7.  While I am glad you decided not to make wounded veterans pay for their own medical care, what in the goat fucking hell were you people thinking when you proposed that brain fart?  Seriously just the fact that you thought that one up requires you to do the honorable thing and resign with all of your staff and move to another country, preferably one without toilet paper and running water.  That mistake was so bad that it had to be intentional, and if it was not, holy crap!  People called Bush stupid but you just figured out a way to look like more of an idiot in 1 sentence than Bush could even try to do in his whole life.  Seriously how bad is your brain working when the MSN can’t even figure out a way to polish that turd for you?  How bad do you really have to suck when your own propaganda machine can’t even try to defend you?

I hate it here…

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