Well to truly understand the incompetence of Obammers one need not look at just his fiscal policy, although you really need look no further, but we will. We will look at his actions and words and not just the ones he can read so well from his shinny teleprompter. As if his ill-advised joke about the Special Olympics wasn’t good enough we have The Gordon Brown Affair. When Gordon Brown was received by the Obama Administration he brought along what was considered nice well thought out gifts Obammers in return got him a box set of movies and some models from the White House gift shop, classy! I remember thinking and several other people such as Mark Steyn commented on the fact that in England that DVD players have a different format and that Brown would probably not even be able to play the things. Now some people might think that at least Obammers might have been competent enough to know that and made sure to get him DVDs that would at least play on British DVD players, well he apparently wasn’t.
“The films only worked in DVD players made in North America and the words “wrong region” came up on his screen. Although he mournfully had to put the popcorn away, he is unlikely to jeopardise the special relationship – or “special partnership”, as we are now supposed to call it – by registering a complaint.
A Downing Street spokesman said he was “confident” that any gift Obama gave Brown would have been “well thought through,” but referred me to the White House for assistance on the “technical aspects”.
A White House spokesman sniggered when I put the story to him and he was still looking into the matter when my deadline came last night.
By the way, when Obama’s unlikely gift was disclosed, a reader emailed me to ask if Clueless was among the films. Funnily enough, it was not.”
I find it really funny that the President couldn’t even figure out something as simple as region coding on DVD players, come on people this is supposed to be the golden boy and the new Messiah and he can’t even figure out region coding? This is the savior you have been waiting for and not only can he not figure out that a box set of DVDs isn’t an appropriate gift to a head of state but can’t even give the man ones that he could even watch. OK you might call it a simple mistake but the last time I checked the guy that has his hands on the launch codes for the largest nuclear arsenal in the world should probably have his shit together a little more than this. Did the teleprompter screw up again?
OK here is some advice for the Obamassiah:
1. The Movie “The Wizard of Oz” is an appropriate gift for your grandmother not a Head of State, especially for a country that is one of your countries closest allies in the world.
2. If you are stupid enough to think that “The Wizard of Oz” is an appropriate gift take a good 5 minutes of your day and figure out if the DVD you are going to give a Prime Minister is actually going to work on a DVD player in the country the guy is from.
3. Your spokesmen should probably refrain from sniggering when questioned about your screw ups. Well they probably shouldn’t do it ever, that’s if you want to even pretend you and your people should even be allowed to see the White House let alone be inside of it and running the country.
4. You should never make fun of the retarded, you’re the President, now act like it, Carlos Mencia doesn’t even make fun of retarded people and he certainly doesn’t make fun of the Special Olympics and he had one of the most offensive TV shows in history. OK I will concede Mencia had the most offensive show in America not history, the Middle East has the most offensive shows in the world but the Middle East can barley be considered civilization so it doesn’t count.
5. Your teleprompter is not the answer to all of your questions, I know it’s been good to you but there is someone behind it pulling the stings find that person and ask them for their advice.
6. No Wait… Don’t ask that guy for advice since he would have been able to keep you from all of your silliness if he knew what was going on. Here’s what you need to do, get you, Pelosi, Reed, Franks, and the Court Jester Biden and resign now before you all accidentally figure out a way to nuke us all, although that would be a step up from your fiscal policy and allot safer for us all, it will still not be a very good day.
7. While I am glad you decided not to make wounded veterans pay for their own medical care, what in the goat fucking hell were you people thinking when you proposed that brain fart? Seriously just the fact that you thought that one up requires you to do the honorable thing and resign with all of your staff and move to another country, preferably one without toilet paper and running water. That mistake was so bad that it had to be intentional, and if it was not, holy crap! People called Bush stupid but you just figured out a way to look like more of an idiot in 1 sentence than Bush could even try to do in his whole life. Seriously how bad is your brain working when the MSN can’t even figure out a way to polish that turd for you? How bad do you really have to suck when your own propaganda machine can’t even try to defend you?
I hate it here…