Health Care and Overpopulation

One of the problems with some of the current debates is that sometimes we are talking about two different things but would like them both at once.  Here’s the thing, we are going on and on about Health Care and Overpopulation at the same time.  On one hand we want there to be less people to help save the environment and on the other we want to make sure people live as long as possible.  I think I have a way that we can both have universal health care and stop overpopulation at the same time:

1.  Give people unlimited health care until they are 45 since people can be considered most productive between the ages of 18-45 when they are fit and strong enough to work.  Children under the age of 18 while not productive and essentially  leach off of society are a necessary   evil since people cannot be born at 18 with all the information and strength they need to be productive members of society.  After the age 45 a person is completely cut off from any and all medical care this will thin the human herd off the people who are not strong enough to continue to be productive and also help control for overpopulation.  This will also help reduce the economic consequences of population reduction due to aging populations having to strain their resources caring for the elderly without having enough young and productive members to pick up the cost since the costs of medical care will be paid for by the people who can repay the cost of their care through taxes.

Now since people over a certain age will be cut off from medical care this will unfortunately cause a large amount of black market drugs, the trick to solving this problem is that after a persons 45th birthday the will have to report twice a week to give blood and urine sample to make sure that they do not have any of these substances in their systems.  All violators will forfeit their entire estates to the government and be sent for processing into eco-friendly compost for the rain forest.

2.  Since I have already brought up the problem with children we must start conducting genetic research into how we can improve and speed up the natural growth process so that children would grow faster and we would be able to make them productive members of society sooner.  Now we cannot do this with everyone because although we can force them to grow up physically faster we will not be able to teach them faster and develop their brains so what will need to happen is that we genetically engineer some children to grow up faster teach them only the skills  needed for manual labor and other such jobs that do not require much education and the other group will be engineered in order to put emphasis on brain development so we can use them as the intellectual classes.  All people who are deemed unfit to breed will be sterilized so as not to have to worry about the leakage of undesirable genes into the mix and creating further burden on society.

In order to help further the cause of this new genetic selection all pregnant woman will be given exams to determine if the child is healthy enough to become a functioning and productive member of society with the least amount of genetic problems.  All children who do not meet the minimum requirements will be aborted.  If the mother does have a child and wishes it to be aborted however the genetic tests show that this child will be a bigger asset to society if allowed to live the mother will not be allowed to abort.  Since Parents can have a detrimental affect on child’s  development all children will be removed from the home and placed in a government facility designed to maximize the potential of the child based on their genetic class.

3.  Now another problem is that the places with the highest populations growths are third world countries and these countries are destroying the environment very quickly in a race to develop we must find a way to limit their population growth.  To limit the population explosion in these countries I suggest we reintroduce the pneumonic plague.  This will not only slow down but reverse population growth but also make sure that these areas natural resources are not being used up too fast by a growing population and cut down on the pollution caused by developing countries.  When the worlds population is finally down to a manageable level where all can have equal access to resources we can stop the intentional introduction of the plague and begin rebuilding the countries in an eco-friendly way.

It’s all just my modest little proposal.


Quote Of The Day

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largess from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by dictatorship. The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this sequence: “from bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to selfishness; From selfishness to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.”

– Alexander Frazier Tytler in 1776


I found it on Pigazette and thought I would share.  In realty that was why the founders of America went with a Republic and not a direct Democracy.  It’s also why the Constitution was written in order to be a binding contract with the people over what the Government could and could not do.  Granted our politicians long ago realized that they could stop paying attention to the Constitution and do whatever they wanted and the people would let them as long as they kept getting bribed out of the federal trough.  We could care less as long as we get to put our hands into the money bag and the politicians know it.  So onward to bondage.

I hate it here…

To The Guy That Invented Auto-Tune, FUCK YOU

I am sick of it, really every other mother fucker on the planet is using this stupid shit and it sounds like crap.  I seriously sounds like someone is singing through a fax machine under water.  It’s annoying.  I understand you feel the need to use it because you can’t actually sing (I can’t so I play guitar and drums) but stop it, just fucking stop it.  If you can’t sing just do drunken karaoke like the rest of us and if you want to be in a band learn how to play an instrument.

You are destroying what is left of Music and there isn’t much left!

Stupid Things From Around The World Of News

You Can’t Get Your Drivers License Till You Can Afford A Prius:  Why No I Don’t Give A Shit That You Are 16 Work At Wendy’s And A Prius Costs At Least $23,000!

“Michigan’s Legislature is in session and Reps. Bert Johnson, D-Detroit, and Dan Scripps, D-Leland, think the driving school rules aren’t hitting all cylinders.

The duo has introduced a bill that would mandate environmental activism into the curriculum. Students learning to drive would be forced to spend some of their time in class learning about “the importance of carpooling and using public transportation,” as well as “identifying the attributes of a fuel-efficient vehicle,” and “recycling vehicle parts and fluids,” among other secondary lessons that have nothing to do with captaining a two-ton machine down the freeway.”

This isn’t even in the hell holes people call the public school system it’s a mandate that private driving schools for children teach about the environment.  How many kids die a year on our roads?  Really if you are going to mandate anything mandate that these places place a larger emphasis on safety and sobriety, not this green bullshit.  What Michigan really needs to worry about is the fact they have one of the highest jobless rates in the country, but no why bother with that when you indoctrinate children at their parents expense in your little Green Religion.

Don’t You Even Think About Doing The Right Thing In England

“A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for “doing his duty”.

Paul Clarke, 27, was found guilty of possessing a firearm at Guildford Crown Court on Tuesday – after finding the gun and handing it personally to police officers on March 20 this year.

The jury took 20 minutes to make its conviction, and Mr Clarke now faces a minimum of five year’s imprisonment for handing in the weapon.”

Um… He found a gun and turned it into the police, and he is a criminal how?

“Judge Christopher Critchlow said: “This is an unusual case, but in law there is no dispute that Mr Clarke has no defence to this charge.

“The intention of anybody possessing a firearm is irrelevant.”

Oh, never mind I guess in England it is illegal, granted so is self defense so it all makes sense.

Ah, this is England, and it sucks:

Kangaroo Courts, Not Just For Communists And Third World Shit-holes

“The Obama administration’s guarantee of a conviction in the trial of self-proclaimed architect of the Sept. 11 attacks Khalid Sheikh Mohammed could be used by the defense team to claim the jury pool has been tainted, says a former Defense Department official who calls the statements prejudicial.”

Really, who would have thought?   Seriously though you can’t “guarantee” a conviction in a jury trial unless it’s tainted.  Bill Ayers was guilty as shit but he still walked.  In war there are a lot of things you can get away with doing you can’t in law enforcement.  Did they waterboard Mohammad?  Oh, they did, his confession doesn’t count in the American judicial system.

If Khalid walks it’s going to be the biggest fuck up on the planet and Obama is going to have to answer for it.  If Khalid is convicted he can spend years in appeal claiming the jury was rigged and even people that agree with throwing the bastard in the electric chair are going to have problems trying to claim the who thing wasn’t tainted and a set-up from the start.  Plus they are having the trial in New York City, the place that had the largest loss during the attacks and a jury waiting to convict.  There is no way Mohammad can get a fair trial, it’s not possible.  We should have just poisoned his food in jail and said he died of some disease, people might suspect foul play but no one other than terrorists and assholes are really going to care that much.

Sounds Like Fail

“The US Senate could start debating its final healthcare reform bill as early as Tuesday, pitting Democrat against Democrat over the controversial question of abortion coverage.

The debate puts Barack Obama, who campaigned as pro-choice, in the middle of one of the most emotional and enduring debates in US politics, potentially forcing him to take sides on an issue he has tried to avoid since becoming president.

The House of Representatives this month passed a healthcare reform bill that would sharply curtail access to abortion. Several Democrats in the Senate have said they want similar restrictions in their own bill.”

The fun is that either way it’s going to piss people off.  If the Obama vetoes it because of the Stupak-Pitts Amendment he just lost the health care bill and they are going to have problems trying to get another one through because they are going to lose a lot of support without it.  If Obama passes it he will piss the living hell out of his base and have problems trying to get them to help him with anything else because they feal betrayed and he has just pissed off the majority of Americans who didn’t want the bill in the first place particularly independent voters and he might have just fucked up his chance of getting reelected (requiring he hasn’t already).  The abortion issue is always going to lose you votes, but with the current national mood on abortion you will lose more votes being very pro-choice than very pro-life so you shouldn’t bother trying to hard to go after the pro-choice vote so you would think Obama would sign the bill, but if he does he has just pissed off a bigger voting block and it has nothing to do with abortion.  The smart move is for Obama to veto it if it gets to him, but he need to know he will have lost the health care debate  the second he does.

What will he do, voting “present” isn’t going to work on this one.

Communist News Network Finds Out The Truth About Communism
“A CNN correspondent said Monday she was detained byChinese security guards in Shanghai for two hours for displaying a T-shirt on camera depicting US President Barack Obama as Mao Zedong.

Emily Chang, a Beijing-based correspondent for the US television network, said in a blog post on that she hunted down the shirt after hearing they had been banned amid fears they “may offend the American president.”

The shirt shows Obama, who is making his first visit to China as president, in a Red Army uniform staring into the distance in a pose made famous by the former Chinese leader.”

It sucks that the reported got detained but what did she think was going to happen?  The funny thing about this is that a communist country was trying to protect the president of a Capitalistic Constitutional Republic (people call it a democracy since civics classes in public school suck) and didn’t want the President to get offended by being called a communist, or be called similar to the father of Chinese Communism.    Is “communism” a dirty word even in China now?

Here’s the shirt:

Remember When I said Chavez Wasn’t Quite Stupid/Crazy Enough To Try To Start A War With Columbia?  I Might Be Wrong.

“Venezuelan soldiers blew up two pedestrian bridges across the Colombia-Venezuelan border, Colombia’s government said Thursday, according to Reuters.

It is the latest incident in what is an already-strained relationship.

Colombian Defense Minister Gabriel Silva said explosives were used to blow up the bridges in what he called a violation of international law, Reuters reported.

“Uniformed men, apparently from the Venezuelan army, arrived in trucks on the Venezuelan side at two pedestrian bridges that link communities on both sides … and then proceeded to dynamite them,” Silva said, according to Reuters.”

I’m not sure who owns the bridges, they probably don’t really consider it either countries property but this isn’t good.  It might be just more posturing by Chavez it might not be.  If they are just posturing they might be doing it so they can claim that they did it because the feared Columbia would use the bridges to attack Venezuela even though Columbia isn’t trying to do that, but it makes good propaganda for the stupid.  Or Venezuela wants the bridges gone because they want a war and want to make sure Columbia can’t use the bridges for a counter attack.   I don’t want war, but if Venezuela wants war I hope the Columbians blow them to hell.  I stand with Columbia, I have never met one that wasn’t a nice person and I have never met a Columbian woman that was anything less than beautiful.

Here’s An Idea, Try To Find A Better System

“Cuba has ordered all state enterprises to adopt “extreme measures” to cut energy usage through the end of the year in hopes of avoiding the dreaded blackouts that plagued the country following the 1991 collapse of its then-top ally, the Soviet Union.

In documents seen by Reuters, government officials have been warned that the island is facing a “critical” energy shortage that requires the closing of non-essential factories and workshops and the shutting down of air conditioners and refrigerators not needed to preserve food and medicine.”

Seriously maybe communism doesn’t work, I know it might supprise your college professors (who have never been outside a university or had a job outside one) but maybe communism just doesn’t work.

Thanks Crazy Man, I’m Glad I got A Choice

“Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called on the US to choose between Israel and Iran on Tuesday night, according to Iranian state media.”

So the choice is a country that likes and supports us vs. a country that hates our guts and funds terrorism?  How about this I will support both Israel and the 25 year old Iranians that you have been torturing, raping and murdering since we all have something in common.  We are sick of your shit, sick of the Mullahs, sick of the corruption and sick of you!  The younger generation of Iranians don’t really care that much about Israel, yeah they are raised to hate Jews and Israel but they hate you more.  Much, much more.  They were raised to hate America but they don’t, they even kind of like us, even with all our disagreements.  Their problems don’t come from America or Israel they come from the Iranian government.

So I’m going to give you a real choice Mr. Alamadamadingdong.  You can chose between your own people or the voices in you head and the voices of your puppet masters the Mullahs.

Pick one because you and your friends took power in a revolution, can you be sure that you wont lose power – and your head – in one?

And Still We Wait
“President Barack Obama does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government, a senior administration official said Wednesday.”

I have already gone in length about this, I’m not going to go farther right now except to say hurry the fuck up already!

Here Is One For The I Don’t Give A Shit File
“The Oprah Winfrey Show,” an iconic broadcast that grew over two decades into a daytime television powerhouse and the foundation of a multibillion-dollar media empire, will end its run in 2011 after 25 seasons on the air, Winfrey’s production company said Thursday night.”

Who cares?  Really does anyone with a brain really give a shit?



I was going to make fun of a lot more news stories but it’s Friday and I decided it’s time to go out.  I’ll have some real posts latter and I might even have a Drunken Rant eventually.

I hate it here…

Service Employees International Union Attacks Boy Scouts: Debates If They Should Attack Cub Scouts Too… Wait… WTF?!

“In pursuit of an Eagle Scout badge, Kevin Anderson, 17, has toiled for more than 200 hours hours over several weeks to clear a walking path in an east Allentown park.

Little did the do-gooder know that his altruistic act would put him in the cross hairs of the city’s largest municipal union.”

Damn those little do-gooders!

“Nick Balzano, president of the local Service Employees International Union, told Allentown City Council Tuesday that the union is considering filing a grievance against the city for allowing Anderson to clear a 1,000-foot walking and biking path at Kimmets Lock Park.

“We’ll be looking into the Cub Scout or Boy Scout who did the trails,” Balzano told the council.”

Look I know the SEIU is a bunch of thugs and have a tendency to get violent with anyone they don’t agree with even going so far as to beat up a man while calling him a nigger, but going after a kid, and an Eagle Scout at that is usually only done by the kind of people that would rape Mother Teresa’s corpse (possibly in front of orphans).  Look I understand you are in a Union – most of which by this point can only be described as legal organized crime – but you have to knock the shit off.  Seriously even the Mob doesn’t go after children.

“The possible entanglement of a local Boy Scout in a union dispute underscores the frustration and anger SEIU members feel after being the lone city union to suffer layoffs in the ongoing financial crisis. It may also serve as a preview of future labor battles as the city tries to outsource some necessary jobs as a result of the layoffs.”

You mean outsource the job to someone that would not charge an arm and a leg for a half-assed shitty job your Union friends will just have to get paid even more to fix latter?   Oh that sucks…

“Balzano said Saturday the union is still looking into the matter and might cut the city a break.

“We are probably going to let this one go,” Balzano said”.

No, really you are going to let it go?  You mean you realized that even you bastards would not be able to get away with this shit and decided you might want to back off, is that it?

I seriously hate it here…

787 Billion And We Have No Idea Where It’s Going

“Here’s a stimulus success story: In Arizona’s 15th congressional district, 30 jobs have been saved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending. At least that’s what the Web site set up by the Obama administration to track the $787 billion stimulus says.

There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona; the state has only eight districts.”

Wait… What?  Or in my new home country Chotto matte… Nani?

“In Oklahoma, lists more than $19 million in spending — and 15 jobs created — in yet more congressional districts that don’t exist.”

$126666.6667 per job in a place that doesn’t exist.  Seriously, WHAT THE BLOODY GOAT FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOUCHEBAGS DOING WITH OUR MONEY?!

Look I understand that the government pisses away our money, it’s sort of their calling card but usually they know were they are sending it, don’t they?  It’s unacceptable for the government to take our money and then spend $126666.6667 just to save one fucking job (unless that job is in the DOD, and we really need it), but they don’t even know where they are sending the money.  Can you say “Impeachment” and “Term Limits” children?

Oh there is more:

“The list of spending and job creation in fictional congressional districts extends to U.S. territories as well.

$68.3 million spent and 72.2 million spent in the 1st congressional district of the U.S. Virgin Islands.

$8.4 million spent and 40.3 jobs created in the 99th congressional district of the U.S. Virgin Islands.

$1.5 million spent and .3 jobs created in the 69th district and $35 million for 142 jobs in the 99th district of the Northern Mariana Islands.

$47.7 million spent and 291 jobs created in Puerto Rico’s 99th congressional district.

Really, how nice.

“The Web site was established as part of the stimulus bill “to foster greater accountability and transparency” in the use of the money spent through the stimulus program. The site is a well-funded enterprise; the General Services Administration updated it earlier this year with an $18 million grant.”

The funny thing is that not only did the government send a lot of money to places that didn’t exist they wasted 18 million dollars to make sure we know about it.  Wouldn’t it have been cheaper for Obama or Congress to just get on CSPAN and just say “We are pissing away 787 billion dollars and have no idea how.”?

I almost stopped caring.  I almost didn’t get angry about this.  The Stockholm Syndrome must be about to kick in…  Must fight feeling of despair… Must not love captors…

I hate it here…

Yakuza 3 Will Probably Not Be Coming Out In English: Why Yes, I do Hate You Sega.

Sega is not going to release Yakuza 3 (Ryū ga Gotoku 3) in English.  Fuck you!  Maybe more than 40,000 people in America would have bought Yakuza 2 had you actually tried to promote the thing!  But nooooooo, you didn’t did you?  Now because you don’t think Yakuza 2 sold well enough (because you didn’t tell us it existed, it’s called a “Marketing Department” you morons) you will not produce an English translation (something you could promote in several countries and not just the US)  of Yakuza 3 or Ryū ga Gotoku Kenzan! (a alternate story line that came out before 3 and was set in the past with different characters, sometimes misnamed Yakuza 3).

OK, there might still be hope:

July 31, 2009.

“At this time, we can not confirm nor deny that Yakuza 3 will be coming over to the states. The statement that has been quoted in the news was this person’s own opinion and does not reflect the company’s stance on the matter. We will keep you posted on any new developments regarding this title.”

Or here:

September 17, 2009.

“For the past few months, various comments from Sega have people hoping for a Western release of Yakuza 3 bummed. Today, however, things are sounding a little more optimistic.

Popping into the comments section of a post on the PlayStation Blog, Sega of America assistant community manager Aaron Webber has said “Yakuza 3 is not cancelled – and the possibility for localizing it does, in fact, still exist.”

“The original news story that went around about Yakuza 3 being declined for the US was false, and localizing the game still remains a big point of discussion for many people here at SEGA, and especially those of us on SEGA’s community team.”

“I know it’s far from an announcement, but I just felt you should know that the chance does still exist.”

Nice. For what it’s worth, here’s what we’ve heard: that Sega are looking for somebody else to localise the game, take the risk, similar to how Capcom handles the release of GTA in Japan.”

Yeah, we will get it in 15 years wont we?

Or we wont:

September 29, 2009

“Sega’s marketing man Ray Almeda says that Yakuza 3 is not coming out in the United States. It seems that they’re convinced that the game won’t sell here, says Examiner. Seeing as how Yakuza 2 only sold about 40,000 copies here in the US, I can kind of see where they’re coming from.”

I really think they are either fucking with people to build up the support or that every other asshole is spouting off and no one really knows what the fuck is going on.  Seriously I don’t want to have to get the Japanese copy and dupe one of my friends into sitting around my house all fucking day watching me play this game so I can get them to translate everything for me.  It might work for a bit but sooner or later no matter how much beer I bribe them with they will either get bored and leave to go do something else or will pass out.

Sega, do yourself a favor and just release the game in English so I don’t have to come down to your headquarter (I know where it is and don’t live far away) and make an ass of myself in your lobby.  Do you really need to have a half drunk nerd showing up at your Corporate Headquarters every day demanding to know who is responsible for my not having this game right now?  Think about it, I don’t even have a PS3, the only reason I wanted one is because I could play this game. I can play Silent Hill on the Xbox 360, something my friends keep trying to get me to buy so we can fuck around on the Xbox Live shit.  I don’t want to buy a 360, I really don’t but you are forcing my hand you bastards!  Think about what Sony is going to do to you when they find out you forced me to go to the Dark Side!*

Seriously watch the trailer for the game it’s longer than most movie trailers:

Must have game, must have now!!!!

I hate it here…

UPDATE: Yes They will release it.  And no stopping it this time.  I won!!!


*To elaborate on the “Dark Side” comment I would have to say while both Sony and Microsoft are probably evil and regularly kill and drink the blood of the innocent for fun  I should have said “Forced me to go to the even Darker Side” since Microsoft is the only one of the two that actually has a corporate office in Hell, they also created Windows Vista if you needed more proof.