Some of my random thoughts on the election aftermath.

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Obama hasn’t even been sworn in yet and already I’m sick of the hype.

OK, that was a lie I was sick of it a long time ago…

Here is one of the dumber things I heard today.  I asked someone to tell me one thing Obama has accomplished and they said “He got elected President”.  Am I the only person out there that is worried about the fact that the first thing Obama really accomplished in his life was getting elected President?

“I only voted for Obama because I thought McCain was going to have a heart attack and die and Palin would end up being President”.  Really So you voted for someone with no executive experience because you where worried there was a chance McCain would die and Palin someone with executive experience would become head of the executive branch of the government?

The best part is that at no time in any of the conversations did anyone mention anything that had to do with any of the candidates policy positions.  Yeah I said that right…

Well one person made a interesting comment.  “I think the only thing that anyone cared about was race, age and gender and that was it.”  Well I can’t say I can disagree much with him but yeah other then the hatred of Bush I don’t think there was much else.

Then I was at a store and heard this “Well McCain voted for Bushes policies 98% of the time.”  I have two problems with this the first is the real number people keep talking about is actually 95% of the time the second is that it’s the Legislative branch that makes laws so what you should really say is that Bush signed into law rather than vetoed 95% of the laws McCain voted for in congress.  The president cannot make laws he can only enforce them it’s the whole three different branches of government thing.   Plus they are in the same party if it was a Democrat in office don’t you think they sign most of the bills supported by their party?   I’ll give you a hint they do…

OK a black (well part black anyway) guy was elected President can we finally get off the bullshit race crap already?  Somehow I don’t think it’s going to happen but I can always have hope right?

I bet one thing though Obama would start crying if he gets treated half as bad as Bush has the last 8 years.  In fact I almost look forward to it, but I know it will not be the case with the Obamassiah. He is going to get coddled by the media like they have been doing until they realize who he really is.  Then they might still do it anyway since they might already know.

If Obama thinks this is going to be easy he is in for a rude awakening.  He can blame Bush for all of the countries faults for only so long as people either don’t realize things like the housing mess was mainly the Democrat’s fault and that Bush was trying to get congress to fix the problem as early as 200 and till people start to wonder why Obama hasn’t fixed anything.  You can only go so long blaming others for things and demagoguery till you actually have to accomplish something.  Since last time I checked other than writing whinny books about himself and getting elected to the Presidency  he’s really hasn’t done anything good luck with that.

I guess since Obama has been running for the Presidency since 2005 it might be his turn.  Just like the kid that has so sit on the bench at all the little league games all the time until the coach feels sorry enough for him and puts him in the game.

Maybe this will make the Republicans pull their heads out of their asses and get back to doing the things that made us vote for them in the first place.

Well anyway that’s all I got for now. So if you want more information and are an Obama fan, the Obamassiah himself or one of his cronies please go here. For every one else go here.

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Voter Fraud And Intimidation, Oh How Fun

Well there have already been reports of voter fraud and voter intimidation coming in.

In Philadelphia two members of the Black Panthers stationed themselves outside a polling station one of them had a billy club in his hands.  While they where finally removed by the police it’s not a good sign.

From Deroy Murdock of NRO I got this little nugget:

“GOP observers are calling in reports of multiple voting. People brazenly are coming in two or three times to vote,” he said, the exhaustion clear in his voice. “We may have an observer in one of every five or six precinct buildings, and they can see only so much. People are coming in where there are multiple registrations for the same address. Someone might say, ‘I’m Troy Jones at 123 Main Street,’ and then he’ll vote. Next, he will come back and say, ‘I’m Troy Jones, Jr. at 123 Main Street,’ then cast another ballot. Later on, a Troy Jones, Sr. registered at the same address gets to vote. This is why ACORN’s multiple registrations are such a problem.”

And this quote:

“People without proper ID are being allowed to vote. They are supposed to provide something like a utility bill. People who are not even properly registered to vote are being told, ‘Yeah. Go ahead. That’s close enough.’”

I swear I’m going to flip if McCain wins and the Democrats try to bring up the stollen election BS again.

Then there was the calls to many of the registered Republicans in Lancaster PA telling them the polling place was moved (it wasn’t).

More things from the TheKansasCitian.

Pontiac, MI – Republican poll watchers illegally tossed from Pontiac, Michigan polling locations. Reports are coming in that legal action is being taken to reinstate the poll watchers. [10]

Highland Park, NC – In Highland Park, North Carolina Obama supporters are shouting at and harassing voters. Poll managers are refusing to contain them and voters attempts to complain to the county election board have been unsuccessful. [11]

Cambridge, MA – Cambridge, Massachusetts polls accidentally used 2004 registration lists. The state’s Secretary of State has issued an apology. [12]

Well I guess ACORN is doing their job aren’t they…

Election night fun and how to celebrate.

1.  Buy booze.  I’m going with beer but gin, saki or scotch is always good.

2.  Get snacks if your candidate is going to lose you might as well have some nachos and if he wins you can’t celebrate without nachos.

3.  Clean and load all of  your guns.  Some people out there are stupid and might want to riot.

4.  Remember it’s not the end of the world so try not to riot.

5.  Drink it helps the bad news and the good news go down better.

6.  In the event of a riot put a rioters head on a stake in you front yard to warn others not to come near your house.

7.  Any time 6 doesn’t work shoot people in the head.

8. Keep drinking you’ll need it…

9.  Watch Japanese game shows on TV it’s better then the BS on CNN and the punditry on almost every station.  Plus the women are more attractive.

10.  When voting always remember the Black Panthers outside the polling station are not your friends.

11.  If you start crying because your guy loses you need to get immediate mental help.  They are politicians not people never forget that.

12.  In the even of a zombie attack during the night treat all zombies like rioters.

13.  If you are a Republican poll worker in Philadelphia you will probably get thrown  out of the polling station at least once.  Just try to remember elections can only be stollen by Republicans pay no attention to the actions of ACORN or the fact that the dead vote 99% of the time for the Democrats.

14.  Remember the 2000 election crap and keep drinking it’s going to be worse.

15.  Voter intimidation only works if you are unarmed refer to number 3.

16.  The polls are notorious for being wrong, remember both Kerry and Gore where ahead in the polls. You have fun with that.

19.  Keep posting on your blog every 15 minutes like people really care about what you think.

18.  Life will go on after this… I think….

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More race baiting from Obama’s fan club.

So the bullshit race baiting up in full swing recently so much so in fact I bet Jesse Jackson is making a ton of money off the royalties.  I usually like Slate it has some decent articles now and then but this latest one by Diane McWhorter “A Legacy of Resentment: Are McCain and Palin Wallace’s heirs?” is just one bit fat load of bullshit.    Really have you lost all semblance of reality to the point you are comparing George C. Wallace a Democrat (wait! what? that can’t be true…) and a hard core racist and segregationist (Democrats where racist segregationists?  Never!) to McCain and especially Palin?  Why yes in fact she is.  Come the fuck on.  Are you that afraid that your Messiah Obammers might not win the election that you have to try to put out this tripe?  Right so she doesn’t come right out and call Palin and McCain racist but we get the hint Diane.  Yes she is comparing non-racial tactics used by Wallace to say McCain and Palin are just like Wallace (hint, hint).  OK so you say Wallace populism style of politics is just like  McCain and Palin so when Obama does the same thing or at least tries to it’s somehow different?  Oh wait forgot you left that one out of it didn’t you.  This entire article is nothing but a bullshit hit piece by someone who is desperate to make sure Obammers wins and an underhanded smear of Palin and McCain.

At least the assholes who just come right out and call anyone who doesn’t support Obama a racist are at least being honest with how they feal.  While it’s stupid and ignorant at least they have the balls to come right out and say it.

Visions of November 5th.

So maybe I might be paranoid and maybe just maybe a little off in the head at times but I at least can on occasion come out of my delusional fantasy world filled with Korean cinema, beer and Japanese punk bands to have time to be a little bit worried about the outcome of the next election.  Why you ask?  To tell you the truth I am worried both that the guy I’m voting for might not win and the fact that the guy I’m voting for might win.  Sounds funny doesn’t it?  I’m going to say it now I’m voting for McCain because while politicians are all bastards he is the less of the current lot with Palin being the only one on any of the tickets I don’t dislike.  I like Al Barr on some things but lets face it he isn’t going to win.  So yep like many others I just am going to vote for one of the bastards that have a chance of winning that I feal is a better choice among the two.  Yeah I wasn’t on board with McCain in the first place I really wasn’t.  I liked Alan Keyes and Fred Thompson followed by maybe Romney is OK I guess, but that didn’t pan out really well so here we are.

I already voted by absentee ballot and right now some young Obama operative at the Department of Elections is putting my ballot into the shredder.  OK I don’t know if that’s true or not but I will know if it goes missing since there are ways to make sure that you vote did get received by your local polling district.  It doesn’t mean it wasn’t changed by someone just that they got the thing.  If you want to know how do this most places have at least 1 Democrat and 1 Republican to work the polling stations to try ensure a fair election by basically keeping an eye on the other side for voter fraud and other silliness.  Make friends with this person and get them to check to make sure your absentee ballot was received and have them shoot you an email or a phone call latter on if it was received.  There should be a list in every polling station that has the names of people who where sent an absentee ballot and your name should be checked off it it was received or not.  Don’t believe me in the primaries I had been sent one but ended up being back in town for the election so voted in person and my name was on the list so they had o verify that I hadn’t sent in an absentee ballot and was trying to vote again.  I didn’t so it all worked out.  If you are going to vote in person always make sure to bring your voter registration card just in case yours somehow “gets lost” at the polling station so you can still vote.  Really though lets get on with the story kids.

Why do I have a problem with McCain losing? Well because I think Obammers would make a terrible president and I think he’s a Marxist.  He might not think of himself that way but his voting record, the things he says and the “friends” he has leads me to belive he is one.  Further more Obammers has done nothing in his whole life that would make it look like he was qualified to do anything other then sell used cars or be a cult leader let alone be President.  Now Obammers friends in ACORN and others are busy with their election fraud fun such as forcing the mentally challenged to vote for Obama and fake voter registrations and the always popular dead vote.  Chicago is known for election fraud but now that one of “Daley’s Own” is going out to be President it looks like we are going to have a Cook County style election on the national level. Now granted Obama is ahead in the polls right now but the that doesn’t really mean much since polls are often wrong even when they at least get the winner right the numbers are usually off by 5-15 points.  The only thing that really matters is votes counted on election day.  The problem is who’s votes are getting counted.  If you believe there was some shenanigans going on with your vote I’d recommend you file a report about it.                

Now why do I worry about McCain winning?  Well lets face it this election is so high strung especially for the Democrats and the left wing that I can only see a repeat of the 2000 election if Obammers loses only much much worse.  Not only with whole crap about a “stollen election” thing coming back with the quickness there is the racial element involved.  God help us all.  So if Obammers loses not only will we have to hear howls about voter fraud by many of the people who are currently looking away from the voter fraud in their own party if not helping with it, but we all get to be called racists for not letting a black man be president.  Dr. King talked about being judged on the content of your character not the color of your skin.  And to paraphrase John McWhorter if Obammers loses maybe it’s because people thought that Obama’s character wasn’t as good as McCain not that America is some racist hell hole.  Plus before you start calling people racist for not voting for Obama try to look at the people who are voting for him only because of his skin tone and not because of his policies and ask yourself if that’s any less racist.  I’ll give you a hint it’s not!  Obama occasionally talks like he is a moderate but his voting record and much or his record says that he is anything but a moderate.  A large portion of the voting public are in the middle politically and in many cases would be less likely to vote for him because of this not because he is black.  Just as even some people in the middle will vote for him because they prefer him over McCain.  That’s how elections work.  To accuse the whole of America of being racist if Obama does not win is unfair and untruthful.

Will there be rioting?  While I hope not and I really don’t want to think about that this is going to start the Second American Revolution or a race war it might be. So be prepared.  If something does start it’s going to be caused by a small group of people hard core radicals and their useful idiots to start rioting and encouraging such along with a mix militant black nationalists using easily duped and angry ghetto kids.  Turn up the rage and let things go out of control.  Protests can quickly get out of control such as the 68 Democratic convention where a small segment of SDS members where able to set off a chain of events that led to large scale rioting. The SDS being the place where Ayers got his start before him and some other members of SDS left because they didn’t think SDS was radical enough.  The same could be said in the Los Angeles riots where anger and resentment fed into the problem.  One spark can start a fire.

I am not saying every black person in America is going to go out and start rioting because Obama loses.  It wouldn’t happen and most people should understand that.  Most black people are the same middle class people you are and are not going to start a riot over something as silly as an election.  What I am saying is people with agendas are going to try to whip up support among the segments of the population they can easily dup into things.  Find a bunch of angry kids from the ghetto and build them up on hate and resentment and racial separatism something that has already been going on for years and then see if you can light a match.

It’s the same thing for the radicals.  They find a bunch of angry kids they can control and send them out to start shit.  Organizations like ANSWER and BAMN and ACORN have been pulling kids strings for years and encouraging things like “direct action” otherwise known as trying to start riots.  Now you have angry and nieve kids all over the place just waiting for something to happen.  Large cities and college towns could explode just like the did in the 60’s and early 70’s.  This violence could spread like wildfire causing other people to get involved in one way or another.  All you need is a couple deaths and only god knows where it’s going to go.  Plus you already have people like MS-13 who are already on a little ethnic cleansing spree in the inner city so this could further the problem when they use this as an excuse to start shooting more people then they already are.  To wrap it all up in more happiness there are still the KKK assholes out there who may get into the fun and you have a recipe for a serious problem.

To further the problem you have a large portion of the public annoyed and upset with all sides of the political divide.  The governments approval rating is only in the double digits because the first number is a 1.  The people are angry and disillusioned  with out leaders, what happens when someone lights the match.  You get a Second American Revolution.  The Federal government has been chipping away our constitutional rights for so long that I am amazed we even still have rights.  Add that to the fact that most people have never read the constitution in it entirety and that they have no idea what their rights really are.  We all might have a problem.      

All sounds like fun right?  Look I’m not just trying to be a paranoid fear monger here. Just because something could happen doesn’t mean it will. I am simply stating some ideas and trying to plan for the future.  I don’t know the future and I hope nothing does happen, but if a race war did break out I can tell you this I’m not going to take sides.  Fuck all of you!   I’m just going to shoot anyone I don’t know who comes to my house.  If it’s another Revolution I don’t know what I’m going to do.  Maybe since my passport is still valid I think I might take a trip someplace nice and watch the U.S. burn from a couple thousand miles away.   What I really want is a do-over for the whole election thing.  Lets start at the primaries and redo the whole thing maybe we will get a better result this time.

I don’t know what will happen and all I do know is that it might get interesting and I don’t know if I want to be around when it does. This could all just be bullshit and the threats of violence are just spreading on the internets because there are nothing better then wild rumors and people like to spread because they are crazy or they think it’s fun.  In reality though I don’t know if I really care who wins since I’m already moving back to Japan and out of this country in a couple months so I might miss most of the fun (yes I am eligible to vote legally in the U.S. before someone asks).

I hate it here.

For different view on this I give you jediwill1974 with his video on possible rioting.

Friday night drunk Saturday morning crap. Yes my words good or something…

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I think the best thing about the Republican candidates right now is Sara Palin. The best thing about the Democratic candidates is they might not win.  This is not a good thing.  Fuck…

I’m trying very hard not to turn Nixon into a zombie so I can vote for him. I think Zombie Nixon would make a fine president or at least better then the regular Carter anyway.

OK let me explain it another way. Here are your choices:

R – Your Old Crazy Vet Grandfather and the MILF
D – Personality Cult and Captain Foot In Mouth.

Everything else – Not getting elected

Hmm?

I was listening to the radio today for the first time in years, I now remember why I stopped.

I realized today that Slayer, Megadeth, The Sex Pistols and The Misfits can now be called “Classic Rock”. I’m just waiting to hear Last Caress or South of Heaven on one of the Oldies stations.

I feel old…

Money really can buy happiness if you know what your doing. It can also buy love but usually only by the hour.

Make sure you always have someone that can avenge your death. Kids are great for this especially if it is a niece or nephew since you get all the benefits without having to pay for a college fund.

I always wondered how woman could ever be lesbians since every girl I know seems to hate every other woman on the planet.

Am I the only person who thinks it’s odd that China has almost 2 billion people yet couldn’t find enough girls legally old enough for their gymnastics team? And while we are on that how the hell is figure skating a sport? Isn’t it more of a very silly hobby much like train spotting or faking suicide attempts to get attention?

Why is it that the better you know how to play a song on guitar the worse you will be when you are trying to play it on Guitar Hero?

You: Epic Fail.

Friend with no musical talent whatsoever: Rock the hell out if the thing.

WHY?!!

Playing golf on the Wii is the greatest thing ever other then maybe Tetris.  Yet in real life golf sucks a fat one. Why?

Reading the personals on Craigslist made me celibate. Really read that crap and if the horror of the people on there don’t make you never want to have sex again you need help.

I think I have Stockholm Syndrome towards my job. Is this normal?

Asking someone you haven’t seen for years when the baby is due is not always a good idea. Sometimes she just got fat.

I really need to spend less time on the internets drinking beer and writing this crap on the weekends. I think I’ll start next month.

Reagan said that you needed to worry about the phrase “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”. This is true I work for the government and trust me we are not here to “help”.

The difference between a politician and a hooker is you pay a hooker money she has sex with you then she leaves.  With a politician he takes your money, rapes you, then not only does he hang around and ask for more money he expects you to like it.

Can I vote myself off the island?

Other then the Cleveland Browns, John Madden is the worst thing to ever happen to football. I would pay that guy several million dollars a year just to shut the fuck up and never go near a stadium again.

I now have a reason to go to work. It might just be to check on how my fantasy football team is doing but really what else do I have to do at work. Oh, right, deal with assholes.

If you beat your kids too much they end up as little psychos if you don’t hit them enough they end up as little psychos. It’s a fine line.

I think I have more beer in my house then clean socks. Now ask why I don’t have a girlfriend.

Think about this, Suicide makes people that don’t like you happy so why would you do it? Isn’t it better to stick around and piss those assholes off?

If I offend you at any point please understand that the angrier you get the funnier it is.
I once had someone tell me that I needed to learn more about history.  This was after they had said that “they where an educator”. The funny thing is about the conversation is that I was right about what I was talking about.   Further more the facts they had sited to disprove that I was saying where completely wrong.  A simple trip to Google could have proved that.  Here’s a fact for you 50% of kids in American schools can’t preform up to their grade level.  So really Mrs. “educator” why the hell would I listen to you? You do not even teach history because if you did I think you would have said that and instead of saying you are an “educator”. Just because they teach history in the classroom next door while you are teaching life science or Spanish doesn’t make you an expert. But hey thanks for proving that the schools are fucked.

Someone told me yesterday that “Only the good die young but you’ll live forever”. Eh, I can live with that.

I once met a lady in New York looking rather confused so I asked her if she was lost and if I could help. She told me she was looking for Democratic voters and it was kind of hard since there where not many around. She is in NEW YORK how the hell wasn’t she finding any? It’s NEW YORK!!!! Hello Mr. Gobi have you seen any sand?

I once knew a guy that tried to fuck a squirrel. By the way how is your father doing I haven’t seen him in awhile.

I finally got around to watching Sara Palin’s speech at the RNC. Can she be president? You can accuse me of voting with my dick but how about this, it’s only half my dick and at least it’s not like Obama’s guys who vote with half a brain.

What the hell was with Thompson at the convention? Really if he had been like that in the first place more then three people might have voted for him in the primaries. What now you wake up?

I have run out of bullshit to talk about right now

I hate it here…

Thanks P. Diddy for some of the least informed political commentary of this election.

Yeah the P. Diddily doo video is funny in the killing brain cells kind of way. Lets go through my questions to Puff Doofus together kids.

1. The spinning and screaming “didy Obama blog” over and over yeah that’s annoying if not pointlessly idiotic just in case you didn’t know that.

2. “There are no crack heads, crime or black people in Alaska” comment. Lets take the first two of them right now. If there really isn’t any crime or crack heads or even junkies and drug addicts in Alaska that would make Sara Palin the most effective and best state governor there is in the United States. Not having crack heads and crime is a good thing you tool.

To the question “Are there even black people in Alaska”? Yes there are if you opened a book once or twice in your life you might know that. Now since you used all three at the same time are you equating black people with crime and drugs and trying to say the reason Alaska doesn’t have crime or crack heads is because of the lack of black people? Isn’t that a bit racist and ignorant?

3. “Alaska”? Yes moron it is a state and people do live there. Just because you don’t doesn’t make it not a state. Hell the fact you don’t live there is a plus.

4. If you are going to try to get involved in politics and have a message you want to put out you might want to figure out how to properly speak the English language or at least one or two complete sentences. Slang is fine now and then but really what the hell? Next time try not to drop out of college you might have learned something.  Granted you should have learned what a sentence was by middle school but that is another story.

5. Puffy boy how was saying that McCain should have picked Michelle Obama as his running mate not and idiotic statement? Think about this Sara Palin has more experience then Barack Obama and Michelle Obama’s only experience is being married to Barack how would she have been a good pick? Really Michelle?

6. Were you drunk or stoned when you did this video? It’s OK if it’s true. Hell it makes more sense if you where. Plus you can use the “I was drunk” excuse to get out of some of the mocking you are going to get from anyone with at least half a brain. Really though if you did that dead sober you might need some help.

7. It’s good that you try to do something other then make crappy music – well it’s not really making music if all you do is sample other peoples music without adding anything new other then your own crappy little raps- but I think you should take up fishing or something because the political commentary bit isn’t working for you either and you at least made money off of steeling and or destroying other peoples music.

8. I know you like Obama but why? You talked a lot about minorities and especially about blacks is that the only thing you care about the color of Obama’s skin? If it is you might be a racist. Sorry if that is the only thing then you are a racist. You never said anything about Obama other then about him being black, nothing about his policies or his political beliefs nothing. So really why do you like Obama so much?

9. Seriously are you drunk?

10. Puff didily doo do you realize that your entire rant reminds most people of this quote from the movie Billy Madison?

“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

11. You are 38 years old and rich as hell how exactly do you represent the youth? Further more if you represent the “youth and the future” this country is fucked. So what is this country is going to end up being run by narcissistic and uneducated children that can’t even string enough words together to form a complete sentence while twirling around like a drunk ballerina?

12. Sean Combs is not your “government name” it’s the name your mother and father gave you. What the hell is a “government name” anyway? If you want a new name how about this one Moronic Narcissistic Jackass since that sounds rather fitting don’t you think?

13. Yes Alaska it’s a place please sober up.

I would like to thank Because No One Asked for putting this up on her site where I have the unfortunate pleasure of watching this tripe. Thanks Michele for the hurting. Apparently the original video was deleted but it’s still out there.