Let the distension begin

Source: The Huffington Post
Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook (U.S. Army) refuses to allow himself to be deployed to Afghanistan!

“In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Georgia — the California-based Taitz asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of the U.S. Armed Forces. ”

Maj. Cook also sites that: “[he] would be acting in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command. … simultaneously subjecting himself to possible prosecution as a war criminal by the faithful execution of these duties.”

Whether or not you believe that the Major is right or not, and a lot of people are calling for him to be sent for a court-martial, his purposed case does have some merit.

Suppose for a minute, just for a second, that Obama, was really born in Kenya, and neither one of his parents were natural born to the united states, (I know, I know. He was born in Hawai’i, or wait, he was born in Kenya to a woman who was a citizen…never mind the logistics.) that would make him anything BUT the president of the United States.

Let’s look at the Oath of Enlistment:

“I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.” (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).


IF the orders given to ANY member, of our armed forces are unconstitutional, from ANY officer or the President, it’s the right…no, the DUTY of the members of our military to tell that person to go fuck themselves, and I would hope to God that they would find the balls they need, like Maj. Cook is doing, to do so.

Of course, when you continually try to circumvent the Constitution, you make the Constitution irrelevant. It’s nice to know that our military still have standards that they strive to live up to!

But what if Maj. Cook is wrong? Should we string him up by his testicles? Demote him? Dishonourable Discharge? Maybe we can stone him like they do in Afghanistan? I believe in quite the contrary. We should give that man a medal for doing what’s in this country’s best interest! He is upholding his Oath, two of them in fact, to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic”


Now for something completely offensive:

Gay people shouldn’t…

1) Be allowed to celebrate Christmas.

2) Be allowed to Marry in a Christian Church: It’s a damn sacrament!

3) Be allowed to own/operate a camera of any kind! Including the ones you make in Jr. High out of an oatmeal container. They just gay up the pictures.

4) have facebook profiles that don’t include their sexual orientation. We all know you’re a fag…just say it!!!

5) Adopt children from any country other than Thailand…those kids are used to it.

6) throw their fudge packing ways in your face every chance they get.

7) be allowed to be friends with hot girls: Girls face it…we will never EVER be that guy, so bend over get the anal lube and take it like a …….only gay if you push back.

8) pretend like they are a special “protected” group. BLACK PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!

9) Speak…ever, unless they are to say, “Holy fuck do I need a cock right now”

And finally: breath


…I’m drunk. Remember a vote for Obama means a vote for the revolution!!!! Viva Obama! Or should I say, Obama is the fo’shizzle yo! Dats rizzight, honkey, yo muthafuckin’ ass best be ready for tha revizzy-olutizzy, ya herd. As we all know that translates into English as, “Buy guns, shoot hippies.”

-I hate you all,




I’ve been reading around the sphere lately that Microsoft has developed COFEE or Computer Online Forensic Evidence Extractor. Which does a bunch of shit including decrypting passwords, Microsoft’s passwords that is, and with Customs being allowed to seize laptops, cell phones, thumb drives etc. it’s no wonder that everybody is up in arms about their “Right to Privacy.”

Now, I’m not one to allow somebody I met at an airport access to my personal information, like bank and credit card info, but at the same time, I really have nothing to hide. I mean, sure you can take the couple hundred dollars in my bank account, you can even steal my identity, and get my whopping 580 credit score, don’t ask, long story. You won’t actually be able to get credit out of me, I wouldn’t like it very much, but still the point is the same.

Can somebody please show me somewhere where we are guaranteed a so-called Right to Privacy? I mean really, in what document does it say we have a Right to keep things private? Sure we are protected from unlawful searches and seizures, but that’s not a Right to Privacy.

Now we could take an ethical standpoint on the matter and say that it’s unethical to copy somebody’s personal data, but in today’s cyberpunk society, we are so far removed from ethics, at least in terms of technology, that you would be laughed right back to that hippie commune from whence you came. If you want to speak ethics, maybe you shouldn’t be writing about the women you fucked in the ass when they were drunk on myspace. This is like the crack head calling the drug dealer black! Uh, I mean, Pot and Kettle. I’ve already said we have Life Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness, and when Jefferson “wrote” this, he was worried about his property, because we all know Jefferson ripped off John Locke, who originally said,

“no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty, or possessions.”

If all they are doing is seeing what kind of child porn keeps you tugging away at night, then no one is really being harmed, well, you will be when they yell “short eyes” as you walk to your new 9×9 home, but really, wasn’t somebody actually saved?

If you don’t like this, start stealing digital representations of people’s lives and sell the info you’ve gathered to Chinese or better yet, I hear the Estonians are really doing a number on the way cybercrime.

Someone fetch me my Ebola…not enough cholrine in the genepool


What’s all the hate flying around this 2.0 experiment. We want to share and spark conversation, not contempt…

….Aw hell! Who am I kidding? All of this hate grows me a big rubbery one to make the gods envious! Seriously though, somebody should pass some hate my way, I’m starting to feel a bit left out.

I digress though, mostly because I can’t think of a damn thing to write about tonight. I could bitch and moan about my job or my boss. Or I could share with you, the pains of planning a wedding. Though, I doubt you’d like to hear about that, so I’ll grant you some inside information on when I run for president in 2016: My Fiscal Plan.

Step one, ax social programs like welfare.

Now I know what you may be thinking, you’re saying, “Kickmeinthenuts, we have to many people dependent on welfare to get rid of it.” Or you maybe thinking, “Fucking racist!” But wait, I didn’t say a damn thing about race! So now who’s the racist one? We are paying entirely too much money to help support somebody else’s drug habit!

When our forefathers fought for this country, it wasn’t because they wanted to get rid of taxes, their complaint was much smaller than that, they wanted representation and equal rights under the crown! Never did they once say, “Ya know, fuck Georgie! I think it would be a piece of cake building a country from the ground up!” All they wanted, was for the same rights and representation of ALL the other English Colonies. So that idea fell through, and at some point, they said, “Ok, fuck those tight fisted wankers,” and a new idea was born, one that you may have heard of; Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness of here’s the kicker, FREE MEN. And we all know who these “Free Men” we are talking about, certainly not slaves and women? Ha! But again, I digress.

Let’s examine the pursuit of life: I have the right, to make a good, decent life for myself and my family. Let me reiterate, I have the right to make a Good, Decent, life for myself and my family. We really shouldn’t be reading this statement as, I have the right to force the government to make a good, decent life for me. And it definitely shouldn’t be read as, Other people should be forced to make a life me. And just for conversation, how can a life filled with crack vials and prostitution ever be considered Good and Decent?

What about the pursuit of Liberty? Freedom.

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last!

-M.L. King Jr.

The good doctor didn’t fight and die so people could live off of their government. He fought and died for the tripartite motto. So colored folk can go out and get Decent jobs and go to Decent schools and receive the same Decent educations that white folk were getting…Hmm, there’s that confounded word, Decent.

O.K. So what if getting the tax payers to pay their way through life, or for their habit is fulfilling their Pursuit of Happiness? Well, in Butchers’ Union Co. v. Crescent City Co., 111 U.S. 746 (1884), U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Stephen Johnson Field, in his concurring opinion to Associate Justice Samuel Freeman Miller‘s opinon, wrote:

Among these inalienable rights, as proclaimed in that great document, is the right of men to pursue their happiness, by which is meant the right to pursue any lawful business or vocation, in any manner not inconsistent with the equal rights of others, which may increase their prosperity or develop their faculties, so as to give to them their highest enjoyment.

I doubt that selling crack is considered, even in this liberal age, to be a lawful business or vocation. I do believe that getting stabbed by a crackhead is just a tad inconsistent with my pursuit of life.

But, these people have come to depend on welfare to help support their children! Well, to that I say: I hear China is always in need of some good sewers for the Nike factories. Seriously, why have children you can’t support? Oh yeah, because you get more money from…ME! That said, let’s get rid of these “great” social programs in lieu of another great social program, Working.

Step two, raise taxes on companies outsourcing to other countries/tax breaks to companies who don’t.

Seriously, this will create more jobs in the U.S. for those now ex-welfare recipients. Christ, you don’t need a degree in economics to figure this one out.

Step three, Stop bailing out other countries.

We spend billions of dollars funding other countries’ social programs.

Step four, Collect on the debt owed.

How much money does Germany still owe us? Start attaching interest, then blow up Berlin again if they don’t pay. We need to stop being the bank of the world. Rich people get rich and stay rich by being misers, or at the very least frugal with their money.

Step five, End War tax, I mean, Income Tax.

I bet you didn’t know that the income tax we pay now, was initially started to fund a war, did you? It was, and they liked the program so much, they just rolled it over, gave it a new name and bam, you’re paying an unconstitutional tax. Give the tax power back to where it’s supposed to be, with the state.

Robert E. Lee didn’t fight for the confederate forces because he believed in slavery (if that’s what you want to believe the Civil War was about) He fought for Virginia. That commonwealth, had it’s own power, taxes, rules and regulations. Just like every other state in the union. Give the states back their power, limit the Federal Government to things they should be worrying about, like defense, and move on. Think about it this way, if you don’t like something your local municipality is doing, you go to council meeting and vote. It’s easy! If you don’t like what your state or Commonwealth is doing, you vote or go down to the office of your state rep and tell him how to vote, still pretty easy! It’s incredibly hard to make the drive from California or Alaska or Hawai’i to D.C. just to be shunned when you get there. If the states had their power back, you could easily change things.

New Staff Writer

So I recieved a call last night from Letters to a Dying Dream, to ask if I would submit articles to their new blog. I was told that it is really a space to rant and discuss a barrage of things, but politics was where they hoped for this to go. I was a little reluctant, at first to say the least. I can’t really bring myself to write for my own blog, which out of respect, I will not plug here. I have been getting better at it though, and I have a couple of posts laying around on a computer somewhere that need to be uploaded, so I figured, “what the hell, let’s give this a shot.”

As I sat here, thinking about the state of politics in this election year, I am reminded about just how bad of a situation we are in. It sorta reminds me of the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs, Jokers to the left of me, clowns to the right. The only difference is that, I would much rather prefer to have my ear cut off, be doused in gasoline, and set on fire. Really, the big news isn’t that the G.O.P. has a candidate that for all intents and purposes is Democrat Light or for you tech savvy people, Democrat 2.0. Nor is it the fact that the Dems are in such a state of disarray they can’t even agree on a candidate. The big story in this election year, is what the outcome will be when any of these sorry excuses for egg-sperm fertilization get elected!

Outcome 1 -> McCain Wins

Riots in the streets because yet another rich white man beats the poor black man back into the gutters. Cities across the country are set into martial law, looters take everything, rape and pillage white suburbia. N.O.W. whiners refuses to give head to their husbands because it’s degrading and we still don’t have a woman president

Outcome 2 -> Clinton Wins

See outcome 1 + change man to woman – N.O.W. whiners still don’t give their husbands head because they have risen above that time in our history. Millions of women across the country turn lesbian, making men slaves to their every whim. Black men refuse to be enslaved yet again or still…or where ever we are in history at this point, get hopped up on crack killing every rich white woman they see, in turn killing all the chances for men to finally catch a glimpse at hot lesbians using female representations of penises (aka strap-ons) to fuck each other in places they told their husbands for centuries was off limits.

Outcome 3 -> Obama wins

Black people are happy, communists are happy, men still get hosed on the oral sex bit, and some neo-nazi-white-sheet-wearing-should’a-been-a-vaginal-blister pops the commie for all the wrong reasons, making his term one of the shortest in American history, black people get pissed and see above.

Well, how do we combat this? I know that’s the question on your lips. If by chance it isn’t, and you’re sitting there saying, wow, this guy doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about, we don’t need you in the revolution. But if it is the question you are asking, we had one chance to prevent this new Mad Max world, and her name was Connie Rice. Black and a woman! And we blew it, and now we’re not getting blown.

Fuck! I hate you all,