Fuck You Fred Phelps: Bullshit, People I Really, Really Hate And Assholes That Protest Funerals

Editors Note:  Since Letters hasn’t been posting much lately on account of having finally received a copy of Yakuza 3 (no not directly from Sega as he demanded, that wasn’t going to happen no matter how insane his ideas about his own power are they just aren’t that good) and his being distracted by that it’s time for more crap from the Drunken Llama.  Sorry about this people, we are only humble editors and after having had a Llama point an AK-47 at your head a couple of times you just give up and let the bastard do what he wants to do.

Llama Note:  Fuck you Editors and Fuck you letters you sorry son of a bitch.  Hey Letters don’t you think it’s a little sad that you have gotten laid in a video game more times this week than you have with a real girl this year?  OK time to let the hate flow…

Outrage After Marine’s Father Ordered to Pay Funeral Protester’s Fees

Outrage, but why?

“A court order requiring the father of a Marine killed in Iraq to pay court costs of anti-gay protestors who picketed the funeral has not only angered the father — it is prompting outcry among veterans.

The VFW issued a statement to its members calling on them to help the father, Albert Snyder of York, Pa., pay the $16,510 owed to Fed Phelps, the leader of Kansas’ Westboro Baptist Church, which held protests at Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder’s funeral in 2006.

“It is absolutely wrong for the court to order him to shoulder a financial burden on top of everything else,” said VFW National Commander Thomas J. Tradewell Sr. “This is a travesty at best and borders on the obscene. The irony in this whole situation is that the blood and sacrifice of our nation’s heroes have enabled this group to spread their message of hate.”

The Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit ordered Snyder on Friday to pay Phelps. A two-page decision supplied by his attorneys offered no details on how the court came to its decision.

But since Snyder told Fox News on Tuesday he would defy the court order, he has gotten an outpouring of support from across the country.”

So the cocksmoking fucktards at the Westboro Baptist Church like to picket a funerals, we all know this is fucking stupid and rude.  Yeah I hate people but I don’t go to their funerals to scream about it.  Fuck these guys suck a fat one.  From what I understand about the situation is that the herpes eating fuckwads from the Westboro Baptist Church like to picket funerals because they think God hates gay people so much he wants US soldiers to die because…  I don’t get it?  What because the US doesn’t round-up gay people and murder them God wants some one who has nothing to do with the issue of homosexuality in America to die?  That doesn’t make much fucking sense to me.  OK so these fuckers are crazy, like moosefucking transvestite crazy.  So they protest a funeral for a dead soldier and the father not appreciating  it much sues the shit out of them.  Well to say the least the father lost on Free Speech grounds and that sounded like the end of it until the moosefuckers decided to sue the father for the cost of their court fees.  Even going to far as claiming that because he got the dead kids life insurance he has the money to pay them.  Yep, asshole munchers they are.  Well for some reason the next court decided that yes the father should pay the court fees.  The judge is an asshole.  Now the father says he won’t pay and many people have gotten together to make sure he doesn’t have to if he loses another court case or is forced to pay (see some people in this world don’t suck that bad).

OK we all caught up bitches?  What I don’t understand is how the useless wastes of tainted sperm that is the Westboro Baptist Church even got away with protesting a funeral.  I know people have the right to protest, I know hippies do it every time someone angers them by trying to get them to have a rational thought.  Free Speech and all.  But at a funeral?  How the hell do you get away with a protest at a graveyard?  It’s not like a fucking graveyard is public property can’t you just make them leave the premises and arrest them for trespassing?  Am I missing something here?  I understand freedom of speech lets you be an asshole, but I thought trespassing was still a crime?  Just because you can say something doesn’t give you the right to yell your crazy bullshit on private property.

If you want to send money to help go here to matthewsnyder.org

Even if God really does hate fags something tells me that he probably hates the Westboro Baptist Church a bit more…  Sorry a lot fucking more as in if there was a one to ten scale on God hate; Gays would be about a 1 and the Westboro Baptist Church would be a 635.

OK Look, I am not at all advocating violence, it’s illegal to both do violence and to advocate it.  What people need to do it go to this Westboro Church of Cancerous Anal Discharge and protest them all fucking day.  Plus call your local representatives and make sure that this “church” isn’t allowed to be eligible tax exempt status as a church.

Here is their address go say hello.  No, do not use violence or attack their homes and children.  Please remember while these fucking lunatics are crazy they are smart enough not to use violence against people and you should be smarter than they are (unless you are Nancy Pelosi then you might be on the same level of fucktard). Fucking tainted sperm licking ass munching cock gobbling lunatics…

Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604

Good Ideas for your protest signs:

GOD HATES THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

FRED PHELPS HAS AIDS

Now if you really want to piss them off you can get all the lunatics freaks and perverts from San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair* to show up outside their church and do all the hideous things that those fuckers do.  That shit would be fucking funny as all fucking hell.

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*  It’s basically a giant orgy of perversion no respectable person gay or strait would be caught dead going to or being near.

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Llama Note:  OK before anyone (that be you liberals) starts yelling about the right-wing and the Republicans on this one, Phelps the guy that runs this shit ran for the for Governor of Kansas (3 times) and the US Senate as a Democrat between 1990 and 1998.  So don’t blame this fucking shitsucking cancerfucker on the Republicans.  He even got 30% of the vote in the Democratic primary in 1992.   Really this time can’t we all just agree to hate the same asshole?

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1 Comment

  1. Fuck you, you stupid Llama that game rocks.

    Oh and Fred Phelps is an asshole, and this is bullshit.


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