Bulldozer Tag For Terrorists: The Rachel Corrie Story

So it’s the anniversary of a  communist idiot’s martyr’s death.  A martyr who bravely fought  to protect  a bunch of insane Hamas terrorists brave freedom fighters.  So me being the nice guy I am going to take the time to make fun of memorialize her.

“Rachel Corrie was a young fanatic college student from Washington State, who decided she could make the world a better place by showing her solidarity with Middle East terrorism and Palestinian mass murderers.  She joined the International Solidarity Movement, a communist-anarchist group who openly support Palestinian terrorism. Corrie set up shop in the Gaza Strip, where she and her ISM comrades spent their days trying to harass and provoke Israeli troops and interfere with Israel’s anti-terrorist military operations. They would set up obstacles on roads to prevent Israeli troops and otherwise assist and defend the terrorists. The ISM is probably the campus organization most upfront about its support for the Palestinian “right” to engage in terrorism, and that is saying quite a lot these days!

In one confrontation with the Israelis, Corrie was trying to block an army bulldozer that was knocking down homes of terrorists and buildings hiding tunnels through which weapons and explosives were being smuggled into Israel. These tunnels brought weapons from Egypt to the Gaza city of Rafiah. One of these homes might have been that which Corrie’s parents describe as that of an “innocent pharmacist.” Corrie and her ISM comrades wanted to help protect the Gaza smuggling tunnels. Rachel Corrie put herself in a position where the bulldozer driver could not see her, and she was dragged under the heavy machine. She died in a PLO ambulance or hospital shortly thereafter. The ISM then issued a host of “eyewitness” reports about the accident, which turned out to be fabrications. The simple fact of the matter was that Corrie had figured the Israeli bulldozer driver could be cowed into backing off if he saw her blocking his access to the terrorist house; she probably figured correctly, except that he did not see her from his limited-visibility window in the rig.”

Stupid stupid little girl.  Next time if you are going to try to protect a bunch of terrorists try to not sit in front of a bulldozer, it’s not going to end well.  Wait never mind there wont be a next time but future morons might learn a thing or two.  Wait, don’t learn anything, you’re communist morons, have fun with the Bulldozer Tag kids.

Should I think this is funny?  Yes, the moron sat in front of a bulldozer to protect terrorists.  Of course I think this is funny, the only way it could be funnier is if Flava Flav was driving the bulldozer and singing an Oompa-Loompa style song about it.

Palaestina delenda est!

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If this upset you in any way please feel free to got to my Complaint Department and we can talk.

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I hate it here…  But pissing off terrorists and communists is so, so much fun…

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8 Comments

  1. Agreed. The hemp induced madness of some members of the Left is, in the very least, a large component of their Darwinian removal from the gene pool. It makes me wonder how so many Jewish people in America are so Liberal when these sort of cretins shout racial epithets at them. They all seem to want to grow up to be the world’s most famous stoner Sean Penn, and travel to Iraq and Venezuela to pledge solidarity to every dictator. May they all find themselves on the wrong end of a bulldozer.

  2. Ok i am in agreement with you that she is/was a moron. She was helping terrorists for christ’s sake. Who the hell knows where her mind was at during the whole time she was involved in all that shit. Bulldozers are pretty menacing things and of course she thought she was taking a stand on something she thought was important. But hell she wasn’t “standing” at the end of it was she?? So there goes the mentality of most people that are like that. Sorry to say but obviously she was not in the right frame of mind from the beginning. She thought she was doing the “right” thing, but at the end it just went terribly wrong I say…..

  3. Yup, Rachel Corrie was a dumb liberal bitch you got exactly what she asked for.

    My heart pumps piss for her.

  4. Very accurate deduction of the situation and funny all at the same time. One doesn’t see this very often. A joy to read, thankyou!

  5. Why don’t ALL the ISM morons stand in from of a bulldozer?

  6. Because the world isn’t that lucky.

  7. yes, the dream died here for sure. may bulldozers and AKs find you all in good health..

  8. While I don’t own a Bulldozer my AK is named Sakura. It means cherry blossom in Japanese. I don’t know if that is relevant though… Probably not… Unless you thought the bulldozers and AKs comment was supposed to be a threat or a warning of some sort. But somehow I don’t think you have the stones for that. So let’s just move on…

    The point is I am not a stupid communist that is willing to sit in front of a bulldozer. I have things to do with my life, like not being a human pancake or a useful idiot.

    On another note if that is your band (I use that in the loosest possible definition of the word “band”) you have linked to I just want you to know that you guys suck. And suck hard. But don’t feel bad about that, it’s rap and when it all comes down to it rap mostly sucks and you guys suck with style. Have a nice day.


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