It’s Time To Stop Global Warming… Could Someone Please Get Me Another Coat?

So on the Global Warming front the world is showing record high temperatures this winter with the heat wave showing no signs of abating any time soon.  So these are some headlines from the top of the Drudge Report right now showing the catastrophe of this heat wave:

Winter Could Be Worst in 25 Years for USA…
CHILL MAP…
Britain braced for heaviest snowfall in 50-years…
GAS SUPPLIES RUNNING OUT IN UK…
Elderly burn books for warmth?
Vermont sets ‘all-time record for one snowstorm’…
Iowa temps ‘a solid 30 degrees below normal’…
Seoul buried in heaviest snowfall in 70 years….
Midwest Sees Near-Record Lows, Snow By The Foot…
Miami shivers from coldest weather in decade…

Oh, wait…  Did I say global warming?  Maybe all the people in the 60’s and 70’s talking about the next ice age were right?  Oh, wait all those guys are talking about Global Warming now…

Or are really cold temperatures evidence of Global Warming, that makes sense right.  It’s really cold out -record breaking cold – so the Earth must be warming up and it’s all mankind’s fault, right?  It’s the CO2, that’s it, all that natural CO2 that makes it so warm out, never mind the fact that CO2 levels rise following periods of warming not before, but I need my grant money.  Also please pay no attention whatsoever to the fact that Mars (that as far as I know doesn’t have evil people polluting the hell out of it) was also warming at the same rate that they said the Earth was.  I think it had something to do with those Sun Cycles we are not supposed to mention in the polite company of the people trying to scam money out of us or we would get accused of denying the Holocaust.  I need my grants and my Carbon Credit money!

Wait, I’m sorry it’s not Global Warming it’s Climate Change now, that way when people realize they have been had on the “Earth is going to burn up and it’s all our fault thing” we can still blame everything on mankind, still get our grant money and it doesn’t look like quite as big of a lie.  In the spring when the temperatures start to rise again we can go right back to talking about Global Warming as if it wasn’t either a natural cycle in the Earths history (because the Earth never warmed or cooled before people invented the SUV).  Seriously how many Global Warming conferences have been snowed out in the last couple years?  Maybe we should bring them all up on Racketeering charges?

Seriously I hate it here, and it’s fucking cold out…

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3 Comments

  1. The reasons and arguments put forward by the warmists for global warming/cooling have been thoroughly debunked, so in truth they can just leave out all the bullshit and just say, man is, was and always will be to blame for everything, we need new taxes and just leave it at that.

    That’s all this was about anyway.

  2. Good scams make money.

  3. No, ok I haven’t beleived that shit for a long time. If anyone would do it they can take a look at the weather patterns, hell from the late 1800’s I think and see that the weather has been constantly changing for a long time now. Just take a look at the highs and lows of the past years and you will get a smidge of the shit going on. And because I knew about the weather patterns I knew in my area of PA we would get a lot of snow this year and colder temps. And what the hell happened??? For the month of Feb alone we have 53 inches of snow so far. The most we’ve ever had. Global warming is kind of like a fad. It will pass. I just get agitated by all the shit they try to make ya believe. Just take a look for yourselves my friends and you will see. I hate the whole mass hysteria thing. Fuck the polar bears, they are fine. lol


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