All The Irritation I Missed Last Time: Or I Make Fun Of Current Events

Really, I Hadn’t Noticed

“Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.”

The only This about this that’s newsworthy is that a politician told the truth.
Congratulations You Earn Yourself A Punch In The Face

“Indeed, the eco-revolution that began with blue boxes and the exile of aerosol 25 years ago has evolved into a consumer-scape in which double-bagging makes you a veritable environmental terrorist.

So discovered Robin Roo when she recently asked to have her groceries placed in plastic bags. The Toronto nurse was immediately admonished by both the cashier and the person behind her in line, who suggested that she “strongly consider re-usable bags” in the future.”

Seriously if this happens to me I might hit you.  Or I am going to have a long talk with you manager.  All I want is some ground beef and jalapeno flavored potato chips so hear a sermon from the idiot working the cash register.  Or the idiot behind me in line.

“Dajana Fabjanovich, a communications consultant from Edmonton, says she’ll “absolutely pass eco-judgment on others,” due mainly to her belief that it’s the little things that often make the biggest environmental impact.

“Whenever I spot something that could be recycled in our garbage at home, I will call out to my husband, ‘We are a recycling family!’ ” says Fabjanovich, 34.

“(And) when I drive by our neighbours’ back alleys, I almost always check to see how many blue recycling bags they’ve put out for pickup.”

Dajana is a nutcase.  She’s like her own little eco-friendly version of Big Brother looking out for Greencrimes.  I would like to warn everyone that it is not a bright idea to come to my house to rifle through my trash while on some pompous and misguided crusade, since I will probably hurt you, badly.  Look if you want to recycle do it, I do, but unlike you I don’t have to act like a holier-than-thou eco-douche.  So title of the article was “Most Canadians now see environmental irresponsibility as social faux pas“, yet somehow they didn’t notice while reporting on the lady getting harassed by people while at the store that it is also a “faux pas” to accost someone and berate them in public over something like a grocery bag.

Cult Dedicated To Fraud Convicted Of Fraud

“PARIS (AP) – A Paris court convicted the Church of Scientology of fraud and fined it more than euro600,000 ($900,000) on Tuesday, but stopped short of banning the group’s activities.”

What the Church of Scientology convicted of fraud, how could that happen?  No really how could it when the whole thing was created to scam people out of money, like a pyramid scheme or having John Edwards as your lawyer.  The entire history of Scientology is filled with nothing more than fraud, murder, intimidation and duping idiots out of money.  How the hell it is considered a religion I have no idea.   For a nice and funny look into Scientology go here. Sorry I could not embed it, or I did not bother taking the time.

 

For the less funy parts of this cult watch this:

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The Cultural Revolution Comes To Chicago

“Chicago and Cook County residents aren’t the only ones about to get shocking tax news; the city is debuting a “tax whistle-blower” plan that could turn neighbor against neighbor in Chicago’s business community.

The folks at city hall will pay cash bounties to informants who turn in business tax cheats around the city. The reward would amount to some sort of percentage of the tax money that the city recovers.

“It’s just another way of bringing people into compliance,” Revenue Department spokesman Ed Walsh told the Sun-Times.”

Yes folks denounce your neighbors, denounce your parents, can’t let the Reactionaries and bourgeois get away with their crimes against our workers paradise.  Look I’m not saying people should cheat on their taxes, but every other asshole in Chicago is going to either turn people in hoping for a pay out or use this as an excuse to go after their competitors.  Think about it all you need to do it turn in the guy across  the street so he gets saddled with the legal bills from this and even if it turns out to be nothing you have screwed him over and he might not recover.  Another thing is that considering Chicago has a massive crime rate and some of America’s if not the worlds most corrupt political culture I think they have bigger things to worry about than a couple people that might be cheating on their taxes.  Plus if we got rid of all the tax cheats how will Obama ever find his political appointees?

 

OK, I’m done fow now, have fun and remember kids that I hate it here…

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