Stupid Headlines

Now ask yourself what is wrong with this headline:

“Hamas Police End Standoff With Muslim Extremists”

Really?  Fist time I read this all I could think was “What, did Hamas have a standoff with themselves?”  Shouldn’t this headline read something more like this:

“Muslim Extremists End Standoff With Muslim Extremists”

Could Hamas actually find a Muslim group that was even worse then they are?  And really how bad do you have to get when even Hamas thinks you a little too Extreme?  It’s Hamas they train 4 year old children to become suicide bombers.   Granted Hamas never killed a goat “because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward” like Al-Qa’eda has done in Iraq, but come the fuck on!

This is what Hamas considers Mother of the Year!

This is what Hamas considers Mother of the Year!

On another note, those goats had it coming, walking around like that all naked and trying to temp those good little Jihadis into some evil sin.  Plus the goats were not properly escorted by a male relative like the Prophet Mohammad commanded.  This wouldn’t have had to happened if their family had just did their job and killed the girls themselves those nice young Al-Qa’eda boys would never have had to do it.  But it’s a good thing they did before one of them got tempted into the lascivious goats clutches.  It’s their own fault I tell you!

We must stone this whore for her sins!

We must stone this whore for her sins!

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2 Comments

  1. That is indeed a stupid headline, if only many in the western world woke up to the evil that is hamass.

  2. The first time I read this, I just thought, “you must be kidding me“…. Lord, both are idiots, but this thing about the “private parts of the goat”… it’s toooooo hard for me even to consider…


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