My Saturday night drunken wisdom.

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iz teh troof

Life is to short to drink crappy beer.

Know who your friends are and always have their back when they need it and never forget to punch them in the face when they need that too, they deserve that much.

There is almost no time or place where punching a hippie isn’t appropriate.

Reverse Racism is bullshit you are either a racist or you aren’t. Stop using this term, just stop. Call the shit what it really is.

Your rights stop at someone else’s face and their wallet. You have no right to fuck with either.

Your feelings and self esteem don’t mean shit. That’s it. Period, no exceptions. If you are so emotionally sensitive that a couple of words or pictures destroy your life and make you all butt hurt you deserve it.

You are a person not a Crayola color. If the only thing you have about you is the pigment of your skin you are a fucking moron.

If you can’t be expected to take take responsibility for yourself why should you be allowed to breath.

If you don’t work you don’t eat end of story.

If I have to be responsible for you I should be allowed to sell you organs so I can at least make out on the deal.

Guns might kill people but not having guns leads to oppression and genocide.

If you can’t earn respect you don’t deserve it.

Every one thinks they can be trusted with their own money and life but then says every one else can’t be. Our only choice is between Freedom or Slavery and I will kill you before I take the last.

I hate myself but I hate the rest of you more.

Megadeth still rocks and so does Iron Maiden.

Emo’s are the Internet trolls of the real world. They are just annoying attention whores so if you must talk to them just give them a razor and let nature take it’s course.

Suicide is never the answer unless you are emo then it’s the answer to everything even “what do you want for dinner?”

Stop talking about it and kill yourself already no one cares.

There is no more inherent virtue in poverty as there is evil in wealth, it’s what you do with it that matters.

White people can’t rap, but neither can black people.

The term “Bling” or Bling Bling” should never be used or spoken by anyone ever. If you do you should promptly light yourself on fire it’s the best thing you can do for this world.

Some peoples ideas really are stupid but if you can’t explain why you are just as big of a moron.

Liberal philosophy is so deep that it can always fit onto a bumper sticker.

Why do we spend so much money to cure AIDS when there already is one? I am giving it away for free it’s called “Don’t Fuck People With AIDS”. Interestingly enough this also works for herpes.

I’m not a racist it’s just that I hate everyone but Japanese and Korean woman.

Murder is always wrong but killing people isn’t. If you don’t believe me ask yourself if it would have been OK to shoot Hitler in the face before he could kill millions of people?

Communism is only a good idea if you haven’t been paying attention.

Marxism sounds like a good idea the same way heroin sounds like a good idea. Feel free to try it and find out.

You can’t end poverty by giving lazy people money.

Having self esteem without accomplishment is like having a car with no wheels. No matter how good you feel about it you are just trying to forget how useless you really are.

Why do colleges have seminars on masturbation? Are you telling me that these kids are smart enough to get into college but not smart enough to figure out how to choke the chicken?

Getting a hooker is for people to cheep and lazy to buy dinner and a movie, or don’t know how to talk to drunk skanks at the bar.

Some cultures really do just suck.

There is nothing worse then an idealistic and emotional kid with a “cause”.

If your idea of a protest is yelling obscenities and throwing feces don’t ask questions when someone puts you in a zoo.

Any collage course with the word “studies” in the title is a waste of money and has about the same educational value as sand has nutritional value.

Telling someone you are a woman stuck in a mans body is the same thing as saying you are a squirrel stuck in a mans body. You need therapy and possibly anti psychotic drugs.

A sex change doesn’t make you a woman having two X chromosomes makes you a woman. Its simple:

XX = Woman
XY = Man

There is a 99.99999999% chance that Michael Jackson’s kids will end up as serial killers, drug addicts or politicians.

You should never hit a woman unless she tries to stab or bludgeon you with something, in that case punch her lights out.

If rape and incest are the reason for less then 1% of all abortions preformed why is that the first thing the Pro-Choice crowd always brings up?

Drinking tequila is the same as saying you don’t care if you end up pregnant, in jail, sold into slavery or dead.

Telling someone you are “spiritual but not religious” is the same as saying “I’m a stupid trendy pot head hipster douche bag with no real convictions”.

Every culture had slavery, so stop bitching about the cultures that stopped doing it and try fighting the ones that still are.

Sex is not as important as you think it is.

Vegan’s are people that don’t understand biology.

The only difference between eating a cow and a dog is that you think of the dog as a pet. Millions of dogs are put to death each year in animal shelters and millions of people are starving on this planet. Think About it.

Japanese girls are not just like the girls in anime, do not get that confused. Further more just like the girls in America the girls in Japan won’t date you either.

MTV is for people that don’t know that sometimes suicide really is the answer.

This is not Sparta so shut the fuck up already.

The real reason people do drugs at raves is because it’s the only way to sit though the music without killing yourself.

Self control is a good thing so stop making fun of people that want to wait until marriage.

If you want to say this is just my own ripoff of Thomas Sowell’s “Random Thoughts” u iz right , now fuck off hippie!


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