Hippies beware the poop gun! Hehe poop gun…

crap cannon“Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.”

Reminds me of the Bowel Disruptor from Transmetropolitan.  I wonder if it’s going to be set to Rectal Prolapse or Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom.

Well it is good to know that we are finally using the fact these people are full of shit against them.  While this gun is supposedly a myth I do hope it’s true simply because I think it would funny seeing video footage of thousands of stupid hippies running though the streets of Denver in embarrassment after a massive loss of bowel control.

This might also finally answer the question “Could a hippie smell any worse?”


No Poop Guns where seen at the convention however a bunch of stupid hippies where.



  1. Maybe calling all of Obama’s lies crap! 🙂

  2. Anyone who doesn’t think Obama is a lier doesn’t know shit about Chicago’s politics/politicians. I think more dead people vote in every election there then ones that are still alive.

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