Iran spills coffee on lap, gets confused when it’s hot!

iranIran Threatens to Sue Western Nations Over ‘Damaged’ Reputation.

No report yet on if John Edwards is taking the case.

You just can’t make this shit up.

The world is making Iran look bad? It’s not the Holocaust denial? The hanging of homosexuals? Oppression of women? The fact that Ayatollah Khomeini got married to an 11 year old girl when he was in his late 20’s? The Fatwa calling for the assassination of Salman Rushdie? Alamabamadingdong’s suits?

This is better then the commies complaining about Indiana Jones!

In other news Kim Jong-il sues the NBA for making him look short and South Korea for having a functioning economy while Jimmy Carter sues himself for being a douche.

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2 Comments

  1. If the Jimmy Carter thing goes settlement, does that mean my taxes will go up to pay him?

  2. Yes, probably.
    Our government works like that.


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