Womyn demand equal opportunity for Jihad.

feminism In a move that is guarantee to anger Womyn’s studies majors, Al Qaeda has announced that while they think woman should stay at home (probably barefoot and beaten), to take care of the kids and to stay out of the terrorism business. One woman unable to break though Jihad’s glass ceiling wrote, “How many times have I wished I were a man … When Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri said there are no women in Al Qaeda, he saddened and hurt me,” wrote “Companion of Weapons,” who said she listened to the speech 10 times. “I felt that my heart was about to explode in my chest…I am powerless.”

Some Palestinian womyn are also angry over the fact that they only get 75 percent of the explosive when going on suicide missions to Israeli Kinder-gardens. One womyn Huda was quoted in saying through the bag over her head, “Why do only men get the chance to make it into paradise? I want my 72 virgins and my clitoris back, is that to much to ask for? ”

Several prominent womyn’s rights organizations condemned this the statements of Al Qaeda’s No. 2 leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri saying ” This is just more proof of the systematic oppression womyn face in the modern world. Womyn are just as able to kill infidels as a man, in fact we feel that do to a womyn unique ability’s they can do this better then your average man. We will not rest until this injustice has ceased.”

When asked for comment Gloria Steinem founder of Ms. Magazine refused comment and simply showed the local reporter her penis.

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