A letter from Bob Dole, god this is funny.

bitch slap bob dole“Scott,

There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues. No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique.

In my nearly 36 years of public service I’ve known of a few like you. No doubt you will “clean up” as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, “Biting The Hand That Fed Me.” Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years.

I have no intention of reading your “exposé” because if all these awful things were happening, and perhaps some may have been, you should have spoken up publicly like a man, or quit your cushy, high profile job. That would have taken integrity and courage but then you would have had credibility and your complaints could have been aired objectively. You’re a hot ticket now but don’t you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?



sorry I need to take a breath.

OK I’m Good


I’d type LOL but that’s for douche-bags.

Ok what the guy says might be true it might not, but I think Mr. Dole might have a point. Either way it’s funny.



  1. Where’d you get that image?
    I want to use it for something but i need to know who originally owned it.

  2. I have no idea who made it. I get most of the pictures by looking up things through Google, I just type in random things like “Bitch Slap”, “Stupid hippies” or “Obama Fail” and steal the pictures I want. I only have a couple that I can tell you the correct origin, usually because they have the name at the bottom such as things from The Peoples Cube, or they are AP pics I probably should not steal. I think I might have stolen it from a myspace profile or it was a pic on Encyclopedia Dramatica, but I really don’t remember at this point.

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