The Revolution Will Be Televised


The Revolution Will Be Televised

You might as well stay home, brother.
You will be able to fuck up, get drunk and puke
You will be able to lose yourself in the music the moment,
Skip out for beer and chips during commercials,
Because the revolution will be televised.

The revolution will be televised.
The revolution will be brought to you by Ichi the Killer
In 4 pints with commercial interruptions.
The revolution will show you pictures of my ass
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Johnny Walker,
General tso and George Foreman’s grill to eat
chili-mac confiscated from a Harlem Globetrotter.
The revolution will be televised (at 9-10 central).

The revolution will be brought to you by the
Darwin Awards Theater and will star Ron Jeremy
and Old Dirty Bastard or Danger Mouse and Spongebob.
The revolution will give your mouth “The Sex”.
The revolution will get rid of telemarketers.
The revolution will make you look like five pounds
of squid, because the revolution will be televised, Sister (Christian).

There will be pictures of you and Jennie Garth
pushing that baby down the block on speed,
while trying to slide that red Swingline into a stolen midget’s ass.
NBC will predict the winner at 8:32 (7:32 central)
or report from the 5 points.
The revolution will be a podcast.

There will be pictures of the Red Barron shooting down
Snoopy in the instant replay.
There will also be pictures of pigs shooting down
Pink Floyd in the instant replay.
There will be pictures of Bob Ross being
run out of Orlando on a rail with a brand new Moose.
There will be slow motion or still life of Happy little tree’s
Chillin’ in Watts in a Pink, Mauve and
Egg shell on a Lithuanian’s tracksuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Mork and Mindy, Hogan’s Hero’s, and The Cosby Show
will still be just as damned relevant, and
women will care if they aren’t feeling fresh tomorrow
because people will be on the internets looking for Asian porn.
The revolution will also be on Tinder.

There will be football highlights on the eleven o’clock
news and pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists wondering why they can’t get a date.
The theme song will be written by Glenn Danzig and Michale Graves,
and sung by Prince, GG Allin, Benny Hill, and Devo.
The revolution will cost five dollars.

The revolution will be right back after a message
from pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers.
You will have to worry about the Viagra in your
bedroom, a Michael Dukakis in your tank, and the popcorn in your teeth.
The revolution will go better with Guinness.
The revolution will fight the germs that may cause herpes.
The revolution will put you in your place bitch.

The revolution will be televised, on Telamundo, C-SPAN and Cartoon Network,
will be televised, will be cauterized.
The revolution will be a re-run and you already have it TeVo’ed;
The revolution will be live (with Korean subtitles).


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