You Can’t Get Your Drivers License Till You Can Afford A Prius: Why No I Don’t Give A Shit That You Are 16 Work At Wendy’s And A Prius Costs At Least $23,000!
“Michigan’s Legislature is in session and Reps. Bert Johnson, D-Detroit, and Dan Scripps, D-Leland, think the driving school rules aren’t hitting all cylinders.
The [...]
Stupid Things From Around The World Of News
Once Again I Have No Real Post So It’s Back To Making Fun Of The News
Sooner or later I’ll come up with a new Drunken Rant or actual commentary but till then I’ll just go on with the silliness that is the News Roundups I’ve been doing a lot lately.
This Isn’t The Big Lie, I’ll Explain The Big Lie In a Minute
“The Obama administration appears to be using fuzzy math [...]
Political Scum and the Knives In Our Soldier’s Backs
I understand deliberation, getting others opinions and taking time to make the smart choice, but you can wait forever and making quick choices can be necessary quite often in life.
We have people Dying in Afghanistan, we do not have enough combat troops on the ground and when the Generals are telling you need them, you [...]
Hugo Chavez, Still An Annoying Asshole.
Ah the political posturing of tyrants is always a little funny, requiring you are so jaded by the last century, if not history in general that it’s funny how people can keep getting away with the same crap all the time.
“Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he is preparing to break off diplomatic relations with Colombia [...]
You may be a Jihadi if…
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You’ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
You used a Stinger [...]
Hamas
I loved it so much I had to take this from The People’s Cube. The sad thing is this is the truth about Hamas.
Palaestina delenda est!
People talk about Israel’s “disproportionate” response to OVER 6000 ROCKETS and over 4000 mortars fired by the Palestinians from Gaza at civilian targets inside Israel. 10,000 is a large amount of murderous weapons to throw at civilians when all you want is a little statehood isn’t it? During a cease fire no less. Oh [...]
Israel, Palestine and fun
I wrote a post a bit ago about the Israel Palestinian thing and how to get peace there and I still think it is worth looking at.
So without further ado here are my recommendations to Israel:
1. Wall off the Gaza strip and the west bank and let the Palestinians have it.
2. Wall off Jerusalem from [...]
Victory in Iraq!
Woohoo it’s Victory in Iraq day! Time to pack up our shit and go the hell home! Wait we aren’t going to do that…
OK by this point there isn’t a war going on. Well if you consider walking through Chicago a war then we are still technically at war but trust me Iraq is safer [...]
Victory in Iraq Day November 22nd.
With the hostilities in Iraq at an all time low so low in fact as to barely garner mention in the press Zombie from Zombie Time has decided to declare November 22nd as VI Day.
For more information on and the reason behind her ideas and hot support VI Day go here.
Full post here.
