So they might make a new Mad Max film. I’ll let that sink in for a little bit…
OK, first the good news. George Lucas and Steven Spielburg will have nothing whatsoever to do with this film. The bad news is that even if Lucas and Spielberg will not be here to Donkey Punch more of [...]
Mad Max 4: Oh God Why?
Head Exploding Syndrome?
Seriously I found this on Cracked and all I can say is that I have had this shit happen before, not often mind you but enough that the second I read about it I recognized the symptoms.
From the ASA:
“Exploding head syndrome is a rare and relatively undocumented parasomnia event in which the subject experiences a [...]
Internet Tests: Politics, Idiocy And A Good Beer
I was taking one of those online tests to see your political orientation and I think it’s a little off. I don’t think all the test questions were very good and there was no way to pick neither on any of the questions. I have taken it before as a joke and thought it was [...]
All The Irritation I Missed Last Time: Or I Make Fun Of Current Events
Really, I Hadn’t Noticed
“Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.”
The only This about this that’s newsworthy is that a politician told the truth.
Congratulations You Earn Yourself A Punch In The Face
“Indeed, the eco-revolution that began with blue boxes and the exile of aerosol 25 [...]
Thursday News Roundup And Other Atrocities
OK, I’m back from my sabbatical to the local emergency room and then the mental institution and it’s time to get back to work. Lucky for you I feal fine and the Drunken Llama is in hiding from all the death threats he received over his attempt at humor and will not be joining us.
Um, [...]
White Interloper Steals Beauty Pageant From Black School
My first reaction to a news article was:
“Oh No, White Girl Wins Beauty Pageant At Black School”
Then I thought about it, I searched deep in my soul while I thought about this:
“A university student has provoked a race storm after she was crowned as the first white winner of a beauty pageant at a predominantly [...]
Obama Needs To Find Better People Or Just Admit That It’s Intentional
Really Mao Tse-Tung? He killed more people than both Hitler and Stalin did (individually not added up). The White House’s Communications Director Anita Dunn claimed Mao Tse-Tung was on of her favorite political philosophers to high school students. Obama listen to me, if you want people to stop calling you a [...]
The Public Schools Are Not Your Parents!
“In a locally unprecedented move, the School District of Philadelphia will hold principals accountable for the number of students eating breakfast in their schools.”
Never mind that 50% of American School children can’t read or compute at their grade level do we really need to start busting Principals for not spending less time trying to get [...]
Nerd Sense Tingling
When I first saw this I thought Obama was trying to update his logo, and then I realized THEY ARE REMAKING RED DAWN!!! It’s set to be released next September. This time however the menace isn’t the Soviets but the Chinese. Now before people go off complaining that China isn’t likely to try to invade [...]
Finally, Real Journalism… Wait, Never Mind
There is a lot going on in the world and it it the news medias job to let us know so we can be informed on what is going on around us. It’s their job to give us the stories and facts that are relevant in the world today. This is not one of them:
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