Sega is not going to release Yakuza 3 (Ryū ga Gotoku 3) in English. Fuck you! Maybe more than 40,000 people in America would have bought Yakuza 2 had you actually tried to promote the thing! But nooooooo, you didn’t did you? Now because you don’t think Yakuza 2 sold well enough (because you didn’t [...]
Mad Max 4: Oh God Why?
So they might make a new Mad Max film. I’ll let that sink in for a little bit…
OK, first the good news. George Lucas and Steven Spielburg will have nothing whatsoever to do with this film. The bad news is that even if Lucas and Spielberg will not be here to Donkey Punch more of [...]
Head Exploding Syndrome?
Seriously I found this on Cracked and all I can say is that I have had this shit happen before, not often mind you but enough that the second I read about it I recognized the symptoms.
From the ASA:
“Exploding head syndrome is a rare and relatively undocumented parasomnia event in which the subject experiences a [...]
Once Again I Have No Real Post So It’s Back To Making Fun Of The News
Sooner or later I’ll come up with a new Drunken Rant or actual commentary but till then I’ll just go on with the silliness that is the News Roundups I’ve been doing a lot lately.
This Isn’t The Big Lie, I’ll Explain The Big Lie In a Minute
“The Obama administration appears to be using fuzzy math [...]
Internet Tests: Politics, Idiocy And A Good Beer
I was taking one of those online tests to see your political orientation and I think it’s a little off. I don’t think all the test questions were very good and there was no way to pick neither on any of the questions. I have taken it before as a joke and thought it was [...]
Things You Can Never Unsee
So I was out on Halloween and while walking through a part of Shibuya that is filled with clubs and love motels and I saw a European couple walking down the street. The girl was dressed kind of slutty, I think in a zombie nurse outfit (normal enough) but the guy was wearing spandex, it [...]
All The Irritation I Missed Last Time: Or I Make Fun Of Current Events
Really, I Hadn’t Noticed
“Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.”
The only This about this that’s newsworthy is that a politician told the truth.
Congratulations You Earn Yourself A Punch In The Face
“Indeed, the eco-revolution that began with blue boxes and the exile of aerosol 25 [...]
White Interloper Steals Beauty Pageant From Black School
My first reaction to a news article was:
“Oh No, White Girl Wins Beauty Pageant At Black School”
Then I thought about it, I searched deep in my soul while I thought about this:
“A university student has provoked a race storm after she was crowned as the first white winner of a beauty pageant at a predominantly [...]
Nerd Sense Tingling
When I first saw this I thought Obama was trying to update his logo, and then I realized THEY ARE REMAKING RED DAWN!!! It’s set to be released next September. This time however the menace isn’t the Soviets but the Chinese. Now before people go off complaining that China isn’t likely to try to invade [...]
Finally, Real Journalism… Wait, Never Mind
There is a lot going on in the world and it it the news medias job to let us know so we can be informed on what is going on around us. It’s their job to give us the stories and facts that are relevant in the world today. This is not one of them:
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