Sooner or later I’ll come up with a new Drunken Rant or actual commentary but till then I’ll just go on with the silliness that is the News Roundups I’ve been doing a lot lately.
This Isn’t The Big Lie, I’ll Explain The Big Lie In a Minute
“The Obama administration appears to be using fuzzy math [...]
Once Again I Have No Real Post So It’s Back To Making Fun Of The News
Internet Tests: Politics, Idiocy And A Good Beer
I was taking one of those online tests to see your political orientation and I think it’s a little off. I don’t think all the test questions were very good and there was no way to pick neither on any of the questions. I have taken it before as a joke and thought it was [...]
All The Irritation I Missed Last Time: Or I Make Fun Of Current Events
Really, I Hadn’t Noticed
“Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.”
The only This about this that’s newsworthy is that a politician told the truth.
Congratulations You Earn Yourself A Punch In The Face
“Indeed, the eco-revolution that began with blue boxes and the exile of aerosol 25 [...]
Thursday News Roundup And Other Atrocities
OK, I’m back from my sabbatical to the local emergency room and then the mental institution and it’s time to get back to work. Lucky for you I feal fine and the Drunken Llama is in hiding from all the death threats he received over his attempt at humor and will not be joining us.
Um, [...]
White Interloper Steals Beauty Pageant From Black School
My first reaction to a news article was:
“Oh No, White Girl Wins Beauty Pageant At Black School”
Then I thought about it, I searched deep in my soul while I thought about this:
“A university student has provoked a race storm after she was crowned as the first white winner of a beauty pageant at a predominantly [...]
Obama Needs To Find Better People Or Just Admit That It’s Intentional
Really Mao Tse-Tung? He killed more people than both Hitler and Stalin did (individually not added up). The White House’s Communications Director Anita Dunn claimed Mao Tse-Tung was on of her favorite political philosophers to high school students. Obama listen to me, if you want people to stop calling you a [...]
Political Scum and the Knives In Our Soldier’s Backs
I understand deliberation, getting others opinions and taking time to make the smart choice, but you can wait forever and making quick choices can be necessary quite often in life.
We have people Dying in Afghanistan, we do not have enough combat troops on the ground and when the Generals are telling you need them, you [...]
The Public Schools Are Not Your Parents!
“In a locally unprecedented move, the School District of Philadelphia will hold principals accountable for the number of students eating breakfast in their schools.”
Never mind that 50% of American School children can’t read or compute at their grade level do we really need to start busting Principals for not spending less time trying to get [...]
Did Obama Deserve The Nobel Peace Prize?
Many people of the people who disagree with Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on both the left and right see that Obama’s accomplishments (are there any) don’t warrant the prize. Even if they agree with his goals they see it as silly to award the prize for ideals and not accomplishments, and considering [...]
Obama’s Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings Idolized Child Predator
The blogger that runs the web site Zombietime.com has found evidence that Kevin Jennings was deeply inspired by an activist named Harry Hay. She has also shown that Harry Hay was a supporter and possibly a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association, a group that encourages sexual relationships between adult men and [...]
