Sega is not going to release Yakuza 3 (Ryū ga Gotoku 3) in English. Fuck you! Maybe more than 40,000 people in America would have bought Yakuza 2 had you actually tried to promote the thing! But nooooooo, you didn’t did you? Now because you don’t think Yakuza 2 sold well enough (because you didn’t [...]
Culinary Disasters Of The Orient
When either traveling or moving to another country it is always a good idea to try new foods. Some of them are wonderful and upon returning to your home you can only dream of getting it again. Some things are interesting, you expect it to be disgusting yet turn out to be if not very [...]
Things You Can Never Unsee
So I was out on Halloween and while walking through a part of Shibuya that is filled with clubs and love motels and I saw a European couple walking down the street. The girl was dressed kind of slutty, I think in a zombie nurse outfit (normal enough) but the guy was wearing spandex, it [...]
Thursday News Roundup And Other Atrocities
OK, I’m back from my sabbatical to the local emergency room and then the mental institution and it’s time to get back to work. Lucky for you I feal fine and the Drunken Llama is in hiding from all the death threats he received over his attempt at humor and will not be joining us.
Um, [...]
Densha Gaijin: Or Drunken Fun With The Japanese Train System And Other Atrocities
For those not well versed in either the Japanese language or are not a giant Anime nerd the title is a joke off of the TV show Densha Otoko (Train Man) and the phrase Baka Gaijin (stupid foreigner, sometimes it’s an implied Stupid American since they are the most common of the foreigners here discounting [...]
Japanese Prime Minister’s Wife Abducted By Aliens: No Word Yet On E.T.’s Views Concerning North Korean Nuclear Proliferation
OK, I admit I failed to get up to speed on the current election cycle in my new homeland, I knew there was an election coming up and every time I told myself I was going to do some research on what was going on and the candidates from my local district I just didn’t, [...]
Sad But True
It’s funny, and sort of sad, but it’s very true… Anyway more fun from Japan I give you this house.
I want…
I Think I’m Ranting Japanese, Ranting Japanese, I really Think So…
Orange juice, yes common orange juice, why do I bring it up, because it’s good, not in the states but in Japan. For some reason all orange juice in America doesn’t taste right, especially the crap with the pulp in it that feels like you’re drinking orange flavored egg drop soup mixed with peanut butter [...]
I’m back with the ranting and some other things.
Ah time for a rant and some random news updates and things I missed while I was away (in other words old news).
OK for those people that have not been paying attention (as in almost everyone), I have moved to Japan, and while I did say that if Obama got elected I would move out [...]
