Thursday News Roundup And Other Atrocities

OK, I’m back from my sabbatical to the local emergency room and then the mental institution and it’s time to get back to work.  Lucky for you I feal fine and the Drunken Llama is in hiding from all the death threats he received over his attempt at humor and will not be joining us.
Um, [...]

Stupid Headlines

Now ask yourself what is wrong with this headline:
“Hamas Police End Standoff With Muslim Extremists”
Really?  Fist time I read this all I could think was “What, did Hamas have a standoff with themselves?”  Shouldn’t this headline read something more like this:
“Muslim Extremists End Standoff With Muslim Extremists”
Could Hamas actually find a Muslim group that was [...]

Ranting and pointless news updates

Well California might be about to fail, well it’s been a long time coming and I wish them well.  I’m torn on this because I find it really satisfying that a state that is basically an experiment in every progressive brain fart is getting what it deserves, the problem with this is as states like [...]

UK vs. Savage

OK, so the UK banned Michael savage from entering the country, along with several other people who were all criminals, people who run real hate groups, or real terrorists.  I don’t listen to talk radio, my car has a CD player, better yet, I can hook up my iPod (Satan’s Jukebox), but I have on [...]

Happy Birthday Muhammad.

In celebration of the Birthday of Muhammad, Allah’s Prophet and a mass murdering baby rapist, I thought I would post some videos on the truth about the Muhammad and the Cult he created called Islam.  To all my Jihadi friends out there I hope you had fun celebrating the birth of that bastard.
Enjoy!
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SFSU students attacked for offending terrorists.

A group of students at San Francisco State University are angry at the College Republicans for desecrating a Hamas flag.  They went so far as to attack people and even the cops.
Yes A Hamas flag!!!
What the hell?  Yes the Hamas flag does have stuff written on it about Allah and all that junk so I [...]

Man speaks freely, Britain poops pants.

Remember the old joke about French Army officers wearing brown pants, well I think you can now safely say that the police and the politicians in the UK should probably start stocking up on them too.  If it wasn’t bad enough watching the videos of the police running away from angry and violent protesters many [...]

You may be a Jihadi if…

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You’ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
You used a Stinger [...]

Hamas

I loved it so much I had to take this from The People’s Cube.  The sad thing is this is the truth about Hamas.

A Dystopian Guide to The United Kingdom

Good morning little British slaves and say goodbye to the last of your liberty!

“Britain’s Home Office has quietly adopted a new plan to let police routinely hack into people’s personal computers without a warrant…

The hacking is known as “remote searching.” It allows police or intelligence officers who may be hundreds of miles away to covertly [...]