It’s true…

I just loved this one from Day by Day so I stole it.

The Government and the Truth.

The government does not care about you.  I work for the government and if you really want to know the truth I’ll tell you. We hate you and the only reason we don’t march you all off to camps is because the Army hates us (especially congress) even more then they hate the average dirty [...]

Obama’s Ascension to God King of the United Socialist Republic of America.

Affirmative Action President Woohoo!
Yeah I said it!
Wait I’m sorry I shouldn’t say that kind of stuff.  I am going to treat Obama with the same amount of respect and dignity that the left has treated Bush the last 8 years.
And by that I mean FUCK OBAMMERS!!!!!

Barak a man that has never held a real job [...]

Oh save us all Mr. Obammers…

Well apparently there are some people out there who would like to make Obama take office sooner in order to fix the current state that America is in.  Yes some people have suggested this tripe people like that raving jackass Keith Olbermann.   The funniest commentary I have heard about this is from Greg [...]

Great quote from P.J. O’Rourke

“After the events of the 20th century–national socialism, international socialism, inter-species socialism from Earth First–anyone who is still on the left is obviously insane and not responsible for his or her actions.”
Some more good ones from his article.
“There’s a joke in Arkansas about a candidate hustling votes in the country. The candidate asks a farmer [...]

Some of my random thoughts on the election aftermath.

Obama hasn’t even been sworn in yet and already I’m sick of the hype.
OK, that was a lie I was sick of it a long time ago…
Here is one of the dumber things I heard today.  I asked someone to tell me one thing Obama has accomplished and they said “He got elected President”.  Am [...]

The election aftermath and Obama

When did The Onion start doing real reporting?
H/T Doctor Bulldog & Ronin

Something is wrong with how they call the results

I have been looking and some states where they say 75% of the precincts have reported it isn’t called for a candidate but other places where only 30% have reported in isn’t.

Voter Fraud and intimidation oh how fun

Well there have already been reports of voter fraud and voter intimidation coming in.
In Philadelphia two members of the Black Panthers stationed themselves outside a polling station one of them had a billy club in his hands.  While they where finally removed by the police it’s not a good sign.
From Deroy Murdock of NRO I [...]

Election night fun and how to celebrate.

1.  Buy booze.  I’m going with beer but gin, saki or scotch is always good.
2.  Get snacks if your candidate is going to lose you might as well have some nachos and if he wins you can’t celebrate without nachos.
3.  Clean and load all of  your guns.  Some people out there are stupid and might [...]