So I was out on Halloween and while walking through a part of Shibuya that is filled with clubs and love motels and I saw a European couple walking down the street. The girl was dressed kind of slutty, I think in a zombie nurse outfit (normal enough) but the guy was wearing spandex, it [...]
All The Irritation I Missed Last Time: Or I Make Fun Of Current Events
Really, I Hadn’t Noticed
“Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.”
The only This about this that’s newsworthy is that a politician told the truth.
Congratulations You Earn Yourself A Punch In The Face
“Indeed, the eco-revolution that began with blue boxes and the exile of aerosol 25 [...]
White Interloper Steals Beauty Pageant From Black School
My first reaction to a news article was:
“Oh No, White Girl Wins Beauty Pageant At Black School”
Then I thought about it, I searched deep in my soul while I thought about this:
“A university student has provoked a race storm after she was crowned as the first white winner of a beauty pageant at a predominantly [...]
The Public Schools Are Not Your Parents!
“In a locally unprecedented move, the School District of Philadelphia will hold principals accountable for the number of students eating breakfast in their schools.”
Never mind that 50% of American School children can’t read or compute at their grade level do we really need to start busting Principals for not spending less time trying to get [...]
Capitalism Does Have a Down Side: Michael Moore Got Rich
I don’t know if this quote from Michael Moore should be considered one of the biggest lies ever told or one of the stupidest things ever said, probably both:
“capitalism did nothing for me, starting with my first film.”
Um right, so you have made millions of dollars through what then? Capitalism has made you a ton [...]
News Roundup For The Insane
When In Doubt Always Make Up A Zionist Conspiracy:
“Honduras’ fallen leader told The Miami Herald he is being subjected to mind-altering gas and radiation — and that `Israeli mercenaries’ are planning to assassinate him.”
Um really? I know this plays with certain crowds but so does bestiality and I try to stay away from both. Seriously [...]
Japanese Prime Minister’s Wife Abducted By Aliens: No Word Yet On E.T.’s Views Concerning North Korean Nuclear Proliferation
OK, I admit I failed to get up to speed on the current election cycle in my new homeland, I knew there was an election coming up and every time I told myself I was going to do some research on what was going on and the candidates from my local district I just didn’t, [...]
People Saying Stupid Things
Sen. Charles Schumer:
“If you walk down the street in New York … you can have the solace of knowing that if someone has a gun on them they’ve gone through a rigorous police background check. After this bill, you can have no such comfort,”
Um… OK sure. This was about a bill in congress to make [...]
Why Is This Illegal?
The real headline should be:
“Man Tells Scum What Scum Needs To Hear”
“Charles W. Papenfus, 43, of Fostoria, Ohio, allegedly told a sales representative during a May 18 telephone call that he would burn down the building and kill the employees and their families. He was indicted for making a terrorist threat, a Class D [...]
