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Obama Regresses to Cold War Mythology, Switches Sides
1 – Why is this president always doing the opposite of what needs to be done?
Instead of supporting Iranian protesters, he snubs them. Instead of snubbing the ousted Honduran would-be dictator, he invites him to Washington. Instead of leading the world, he apologizes to it. Instead of offering [...]

Conspiracy theories and the truth about who killed JFK.

Every one likes a good conspiracy theory but that’s because most people are incredibly stupid. If you don’t believe me that the world is filled with stupid people think of these six things: Rap music, Islam, Scientology, Marxism, Wicca and Nancy Pelosi being Speaker of the House. Now tell me the world [...]

eHarmony told me I would die alone.

So I decided to do an experiment to see what eHarmony would give me after I did the whole survey to see the “key dimensions of personality that predicted compatibility and the potential for long-term relationship success.” and other nonsense. Well guess what my results where from these people?
“Sorry unable to match you” [...]

Hippies beware the poop gun! Hehe poop gun…

“Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.”
Reminds me of the Bowel Disruptor from Transmetropolitan.  I wonder if it’s going to be set to Rectal [...]

Iran spills coffee on lap, gets confused when it’s hot!

Iran Threatens to Sue Western Nations Over ‘Damaged’ Reputation.
No report yet on if John Edwards is taking the case.
You just can’t make this shit up.
The world is making Iran look bad? It’s not the Holocaust denial? The hanging of homosexuals? Oppression of women? The fact that Ayatollah Khomeini got married to [...]