You Can’t Get Your Drivers License Till You Can Afford A Prius: Why No I Don’t Give A Shit That You Are 16 Work At Wendy’s And A Prius Costs At Least $23,000!
“Michigan’s Legislature is in session and Reps. Bert Johnson, D-Detroit, and Dan Scripps, D-Leland, think the driving school rules aren’t hitting all cylinders.
The [...]
Stupid Things From Around The World Of News
Once Again I Have No Real Post So It’s Back To Making Fun Of The News
Sooner or later I’ll come up with a new Drunken Rant or actual commentary but till then I’ll just go on with the silliness that is the News Roundups I’ve been doing a lot lately.
This Isn’t The Big Lie, I’ll Explain The Big Lie In a Minute
“The Obama administration appears to be using fuzzy math [...]
Thursday News Roundup And Other Atrocities
OK, I’m back from my sabbatical to the local emergency room and then the mental institution and it’s time to get back to work. Lucky for you I feal fine and the Drunken Llama is in hiding from all the death threats he received over his attempt at humor and will not be joining us.
Um, [...]
Obama Needs To Find Better People Or Just Admit That It’s Intentional
Really Mao Tse-Tung? He killed more people than both Hitler and Stalin did (individually not added up). The White House’s Communications Director Anita Dunn claimed Mao Tse-Tung was on of her favorite political philosophers to high school students. Obama listen to me, if you want people to stop calling you a [...]
Nerd Sense Tingling
When I first saw this I thought Obama was trying to update his logo, and then I realized THEY ARE REMAKING RED DAWN!!! It’s set to be released next September. This time however the menace isn’t the Soviets but the Chinese. Now before people go off complaining that China isn’t likely to try to invade [...]
News Roundup For The Insane
When In Doubt Always Make Up A Zionist Conspiracy:
“Honduras’ fallen leader told The Miami Herald he is being subjected to mind-altering gas and radiation — and that `Israeli mercenaries’ are planning to assassinate him.”
Um really? I know this plays with certain crowds but so does bestiality and I try to stay away from both. Seriously [...]
The Obama Cult In Our Schools And Propaganda For Our Children
This is what propaganda in our schools looks like:
“A school principal has apologized for showing a video at an assembly that a politically conservative group leader is calling “radical, leftist propaganda.”
Children at Eagle Bay Elementary School in Farmington were shown a short video called “I pledge” on Aug. 28. The video opens with an image [...]
An Article From The People’s Cube You Need To Read
Obama Regresses to Cold War Mythology, Switches Sides
1 – Why is this president always doing the opposite of what needs to be done?
Instead of supporting Iranian protesters, he snubs them. Instead of snubbing the ousted Honduran would-be dictator, he invites him to Washington. Instead of leading the world, he apologizes to it. Instead of offering [...]
Hugo Chavez, Still An Annoying Asshole.
Ah the political posturing of tyrants is always a little funny, requiring you are so jaded by the last century, if not history in general that it’s funny how people can keep getting away with the same crap all the time.
“Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he is preparing to break off diplomatic relations with Colombia [...]
Wait! The White House Wants To Know What people Are Talking About And Not In A Good Way.
I hope someone has a screen shot of this page because I couldn’t get one.
This is taken from the official White House website:
“Opponents of health insurance reform may find the truth a little inconvenient, but as our second president famously said, “facts are stubborn things.”
Scary chain emails and videos are starting to percolate on the [...]
