About

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

What’s this site all about? Hate, it’s all hate. That and Things. Things that piss us off. Things that should piss you off.  Armchair history, political punditry and the kind of things called hate crimes in totalitarian systems.  Then again some of it isn’t about anything particularly important (like you). It’s about life, well not my life because if I had one I wouldn’t be wasting my time playing on the internets with all these fools.

 

It’s an Idea, that one man sitting alone in his living room dropping knowledge bombs like a B-17 can change the world. Or at least the CD he’s listening to. That one sounds a lot more realistic doesn’t it?

 

The Authors:

Letters To A Dying Dream:

Also known as LT. ADD, Letters or T. Yamamoto (none being his real name naturally).

The drunken bastard that started this atrocity and the main writer for most of what passes for discourse on here.

Letters can be summed up by this quote by one of his friends:

“But that section of humanity you like is only you. You tolerate your
friends. You manage to avoid insulting someone you think might give you sex.  And burn with barely concealed rage at the rest. You only like you.”

Kick Me In The Nuts:

KMITN is a contributer who rarely contributes until the random time he remembers he is a contributer and either is angry about something or just has the urge to piss someone off.  Unlike Letters he signs most of his posts with “I hate you all”, instead of the usual “I hate it here”, both of which are directly or indirectly stollen from Transmetropolitan.

Drunken Llama:

Drunken Llama is a racist and an alcoholic bastard and should not be allowed around or speak to anyone ever.

The Editors:

A Shadowy group off assholes whose job it to remind Letters about his poor spelling and lack of proper punctuation.  They are terrible at their job and fail to do this most of the time.  They are also tasked with attempting to keep the Drunken Llama locked in his cage so he cannot do or say anything to the public.

Deus Ex Machina:

The Holy Goddess worshiped by all who have no social lives.  She is also a violent psychopath intent on killing you if you come near her home located at the End of the Internets.

The Commenters And Readers:

Freaks, Spambots, Screeching Idiots that can’t take a joke, Trolls, the FBI, the CIA, Dirty White People, people who have nothing better to do than yell at me, Zombies, Pakistani Interviewers, people that think we care all all sorts of other degenerate fucks.

 

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Editors Note: The disclamer section has been moved to another page, we could link to it or you can find it yourself at the top of the page.

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