One of the problems with some of the current debates is that sometimes we are talking about two different things but would like them both at once. Here’s the thing, we are going on and on about Health Care and Overpopulation at the same time. On one hand we want there to be less people [...]
Quote Of The Day
“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largess from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses [...]
To The Guy That Invented Auto-Tune, FUCK YOU
I am sick of it, really every other mother fucker on the planet is using this stupid shit and it sounds like crap. I seriously sounds like someone is singing through a fax machine under water. It’s annoying. I understand you feel the need to use it because you can’t actually sing (I can’t so [...]
Stupid Things From Around The World Of News
You Can’t Get Your Drivers License Till You Can Afford A Prius: Why No I Don’t Give A Shit That You Are 16 Work At Wendy’s And A Prius Costs At Least $23,000!
“Michigan’s Legislature is in session and Reps. Bert Johnson, D-Detroit, and Dan Scripps, D-Leland, think the driving school rules aren’t hitting all cylinders.
The [...]
Service Employees International Union Attacks Boy Scouts: Debates If They Should Attack Cub Scouts Too… Wait… WTF?!
“In pursuit of an Eagle Scout badge, Kevin Anderson, 17, has toiled for more than 200 hours hours over several weeks to clear a walking path in an east Allentown park.
Little did the do-gooder know that his altruistic act would put him in the cross hairs of the city’s largest municipal union.”
Damn those little do-gooders!
“Nick [...]
787 Billion And We Have No Idea Where It’s Going
“Here’s a stimulus success story: In Arizona’s 15th congressional district, 30 jobs have been saved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending. At least that’s what the Web site set up by the Obama administration to track the $787 billion stimulus says.
There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in [...]
Yakuza 3 Will Probably Not Be Coming Out In English: Why Yes, I do Hate You Sega.
Sega is not going to release Yakuza 3 (Ryū ga Gotoku 3) in English. Fuck you! Maybe more than 40,000 people in America would have bought Yakuza 2 had you actually tried to promote the thing! But nooooooo, you didn’t did you? Now because you don’t think Yakuza 2 sold well enough (because you didn’t [...]
Mad Max 4: Oh God Why?
So they might make a new Mad Max film. I’ll let that sink in for a little bit…
OK, first the good news. George Lucas and Steven Spielburg will have nothing whatsoever to do with this film. The bad news is that even if Lucas and Spielberg will not be here to Donkey Punch more of [...]
Head Exploding Syndrome?
Seriously I found this on Cracked and all I can say is that I have had this shit happen before, not often mind you but enough that the second I read about it I recognized the symptoms.
From the ASA:
“Exploding head syndrome is a rare and relatively undocumented parasomnia event in which the subject experiences a [...]
Culinary Disasters Of The Orient
When either traveling or moving to another country it is always a good idea to try new foods. Some of them are wonderful and upon returning to your home you can only dream of getting it again. Some things are interesting, you expect it to be disgusting yet turn out to be if not very [...]
